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[pillz]

hello lil boys lil girls lil robofucks

lil other fucks less categorizable.

i own a chunk of the shock box arena. big-ass stadium wit holo projectors & modular stages & a circuit. shit we need includes:

• programming: thats the performers. u like to sing? race? spar? grudge match? football? gamble on some other people doin this shit? commission basis.
  
• manager: will pay aight. fuck it up & the board will fire u, that all. pays good.
  
• medics: jus in case. u know what im sayin. commission basis.
  
• security: dont have 2 be big, jus mighty. part time.

u will b expected 2 participate in team building exercises

let me know how u feel about binge drinkin



ooc note: I like running plots, mainly! I will try to make sure there's something to do every few months. Also note that Kavinsky is ICly a horrible, offensive teenager and our CR is likely to be mixed. Finally, you can read my Shock Box request here.

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video; encrypted; 100% it's clearly too good to be true

[a_perfect_end]

Greetings!

[This is easily the first time he's thrown his avuncular glowing car salesman face at a post with such

--text analysis: 34%--

...potential

In over a year.

Still, every time he makes a play for something he actually wants, it ends in disaster. Especially here.

--text analysis: 96%--

He folds the caution far, far down behind an extra hundred watts at least into the smile.]

Someone said races?

[--text analysis: complete.--]

You're not gonna give us crap about like, level penalties for safety?

text; (you can tell i'm a fan of your canon)

[pillz]

[the face in the video gets a long look, but eventually kavinsky's answer comes ribboning across the screen in messily typewritten words.]

than can always bring yo ass back
road safetys ur business not mine
business is my business
i figre crazy trick ridin assholes sell.
what r u into

hey, all <i>right</i>!; stubbornly with the video (i had a vague idea yeah ;) )

[a_perfect_end]

[To squint back at everybody that squints at you is a swift path to nearsightedness, and there are games at stake.

Look, look how chill he's being; hello, new friend.]

Oh, this game is Lightcycles.

The object is going very fast in ninety-degree brackets until the other guy gets smeared over the wall for a couple hundred yards. I once dragged a dude's helmet for--

Anyway!

Ideal setup is for two or more players. More fireworks that way.

...An obstacle run is fine too.

[pillz]

[huh. sounds entertaining in theory. kavinsky wonders about the practice.]

no fuckin shit. we dont have that where i come from
u got any footage of what yore talkin about
u got a lightcycle here?
> fast
i like the sound of
& > fireworks r my fuckin fav

[a_perfect_end]

[Oh, that is good news. If the kid has never heard of lightcycles, then Clu's got a new and shiny thing the User will be interested in, and, perhaps...]

Dude! [How do you do, fellow kids?] Yes I have a lightcycle here. I am the final boss at this game. [Pause.] Back home.

...Hmm, lemme see what I can dig up.

[Bleep, bloop, convenient TAB footage--including some he thought he'd wiped for good. ...No matter. If it hurts, it works.]

So how 'bout it? You like bikes, or what?

crying at "dude"

[pillz]

ure the final what

[kavinsky doesn't play a lot of video games. that actually takes him a minute. and then he thinks the guy must be joking, but what does it matter, as long as he likes to ride. kavinsky is not a fine print kind of guy.

and once he sees the videos, he's sold.]

shit. that's pretty nice
would work well in tehs etup we got here
got enough space. maybe raise some tracks
i liek bikes. u happen 2 know anyone else who does? not a requirement
i got a workaround

/bows

[a_perfect_end]

[Squinting a little at the text display; is he teasing or does he genuinely not Nintendo.]

...Not a dealbreaker. That'll actually work in Clu's favor, maybe.

Without hesitation, humility, or even the faintest trace of irony:]

I'm the boss.

...Yeah, I know a guy. I know at least two, come to think of it.

But seriously, bring your friends. We're gonna have a blast.

you're completely fine <3

[pillz]

[ well apart from the fact that kavinsky doesn't have friends.

—

well maybe a few, these days.]

will do
do u feel aight bringin over a lightcycle so i can c about reproducin
i can try based on the photo but ther emight be
> quirks
u know what im sayin