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[pillz]

hello lil boys lil girls lil robofucks

lil other fucks less categorizable.

i own a chunk of the shock box arena. big-ass stadium wit holo projectors & modular stages & a circuit. shit we need includes:

• programming: thats the performers. u like to sing? race? spar? grudge match? football? gamble on some other people doin this shit? commission basis.
  
• manager: will pay aight. fuck it up & the board will fire u, that all. pays good.
  
• medics: jus in case. u know what im sayin. commission basis.
  
• security: dont have 2 be big, jus mighty. part time.

u will b expected 2 participate in team building exercises

let me know how u feel about binge drinkin



ooc note: I like running plots, mainly! I will try to make sure there's something to do every few months. Also note that Kavinsky is ICly a horrible, offensive teenager and our CR is likely to be mixed. Finally, you can read my Shock Box request here.

Comments

[pillz]

im very disappoined
but im kind of happy that u r gay
i was feelin very alone 4 awhile

[knaval]

what's gay

[pillz]

2+ dudes doin the do
romance otpional

[character development is the second sentence.]

[knaval]

humans have a name for that??
yall are dumb

[pillz]

yes
but now im also dumb & lonely so i ghave 2 hang up & find somebody 2 be gay w me
lets talk shop somet ime though aight

[knaval]

okay
you get those dongs