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[pillz]

hello lil boys lil girls lil robofucks

lil other fucks less categorizable.

i own a chunk of the shock box arena. big-ass stadium wit holo projectors & modular stages & a circuit. shit we need includes:

• programming: thats the performers. u like to sing? race? spar? grudge match? football? gamble on some other people doin this shit? commission basis.
  
• manager: will pay aight. fuck it up & the board will fire u, that all. pays good.
  
• medics: jus in case. u know what im sayin. commission basis.
  
• security: dont have 2 be big, jus mighty. part time.

u will b expected 2 participate in team building exercises

let me know how u feel about binge drinkin



ooc note: I like running plots, mainly! I will try to make sure there's something to do every few months. Also note that Kavinsky is ICly a horrible, offensive teenager and our CR is likely to be mixed. Finally, you can read my Shock Box request here.

Comments

[shadowblends]

[oh no that's cute. how dare u]

nope, it's really nothing.
but definitely nothing to do with intercourse
uhm
i didn't have the best control of the teleporting when i was smaller
it's an exploration world: high-paying missions, dangerous, supposed to be creepy?
if they aren't intelligent, i'm sure they have the animals.

[pillz]

wats a nice lil blue boy like u doin on a high-risk creepy mission like taht?
but yeah u see somethin wit teeth maybe some venom, put a tranq in it, pac it up & bring it over
i will pay 4 it
u & the other girl scout

[shadowblends]

finding quick ways to make money for my new living arrangements
like a snake or some spider? something entirely alien with fangs and venom?
i'll let him know
if he doesn't want to, i'll collect what i can and bring it back.
as long as it's treated decently

[pillz]

very decently
im gonna get some $$$ 2 set aside 4 one of them permits
but i dont wanna put in 4 it til i make sure its a good investment u know what im sayin

[it's a little different, actually having to budget. not to have to budget a lot, but at all.]

prefer somethin bigger than a snake or a spider
people size min
do u need some tranqs? i got some shit i can loan u

[shadowblends]

that makes sense
putting money into something you aren't sure about wouldn't be the smartest choice

[So far, he hasn't had to worry about any budgeting, but the arena that Kavinsky's got planned seems like it's going to need a lot of that.]

no promises on something human-sized
i'm not sure if tranquilizers will be necessary but
where did you get that sort of thing to loan out to people?

[pillz]

[ehh. so-so, medium amounts of that. to be honest, you don't have to budget too closely when you're a dream thief.

but that's neither here nor there.]

ways & means, baby.
come on by, ill get u some

[shadowblends]

[Sounds like a rather convenient ability.

Also, he doesn't understand your pet names, Kavinsky.]

'baby'?
okay, i'll drop by soon, then.

[pillz]

[it is a straight-up godmode ridiculous ability!]

baby.
aight. ill have u some ginger beer & cookies
& that rag u ordered from b4

[shadowblends]

but i'm a teenager?

[... is this code or something he's supposed to understand?]

sounds good, i think.
thank you

→ action; (cw sexual vulgarity)

[pillz]

an open hand gets more done than a closed fist
altho i guess it depends on if ure dealin with a cock or the back door
later man

[let's go li'l blue (no kurt no)]