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[pillz]

hello lil boys lil girls lil robofucks

lil other fucks less categorizable.

i own a chunk of the shock box arena. big-ass stadium wit holo projectors & modular stages & a circuit. shit we need includes:

• programming: thats the performers. u like to sing? race? spar? grudge match? football? gamble on some other people doin this shit? commission basis.
  
• manager: will pay aight. fuck it up & the board will fire u, that all. pays good.
  
• medics: jus in case. u know what im sayin. commission basis.
  
• security: dont have 2 be big, jus mighty. part time.

u will b expected 2 participate in team building exercises

let me know how u feel about binge drinkin



ooc note: I like running plots, mainly! I will try to make sure there's something to do every few months. Also note that Kavinsky is ICly a horrible, offensive teenager and our CR is likely to be mixed. Finally, you can read my Shock Box request here.

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/bows

[a_perfect_end]

[Squinting a little at the text display; is he teasing or does he genuinely not Nintendo.]

...Not a dealbreaker. That'll actually work in Clu's favor, maybe.

Without hesitation, humility, or even the faintest trace of irony:]

I'm the boss.

...Yeah, I know a guy. I know at least two, come to think of it.

But seriously, bring your friends. We're gonna have a blast.

you're completely fine <3

[pillz]

[ well apart from the fact that kavinsky doesn't have friends.

—

well maybe a few, these days.]

will do
do u feel aight bringin over a lightcycle so i can c about reproducin
i can try based on the photo but ther emight be
> quirks
u know what im sayin