Video | Not Robot Drama for once

[daintylegs]

Generally speaking, I don't think that glitter is any reason to be arrested and be mercilessly punished for the rest of one's natural lifespan.

[Tailgate says this in a completely serious tone, as if he knows his life is about to descend into an endless barrage of misery and agonizing boredom. That's what happens when you attack your Commanding Officer with a glitter canon, and then run away to hide behind a dangerous psychopath because you've never been made to suffer the consequences of your actions, and you don't really intend to start now.]

But! In lighter news it's come to my attention that some of you have not seen the Muppets! So I, Tailgate of Rivets Field, will enlighten you! The Muppets is human media from my universe, and we can watch human media because a friend hooked our ship to the human internet, so we spend a lot of time on there when we're bored.

How does a movie night sound? Also I'm always looking to try new things, so if any of you happen to have movies or tv shows to watch, then let me know.

Also tell me if you want in on the movie night thing, because I'm on the run right now and it has to take place at a super secret location, so I'll have to tell you in private.

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[VOICE BECAUSE HE'S STILL SHIMMERING]

[onlytwoexpressions]

I don't see how you're going to have time to host a movie night when you're going to be very busy picking every speck of glitter from my armor.

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[daintylegs]

You'll never take me alive, copper.

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[a_shadow]

What do you mean, the human internet?

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[daintylegs]

The human internet! The internet that belongs to humans!

...

I don't know how to explain the internet
its just there
as a human thing

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[whatshimadayou]

Is this what Cybertronians do?
Argue, then watch more movies?

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[daintylegs]

Yes.
How else are we supposed to avoid talking about our feelings?
the Lost Light is a ship full of war bots so
it's a thing

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[aerospacecommander]

Only the really stupid ones.

Unfortunately that is a large portion of the ones on this ship.

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[aminerproblem]

The Lost Light has a unique brand of buffoonery.

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[onlytwoexpressions]

It is unfortunate that I must answer in the affirmative.

[audio]

[harderfasterwrecker]

That sounds about right really.

[heroicpose]

A time honored tradition.

[video]

[harderfasterwrecker]

[Here's Whirl, ready cause trouble.]

Hey, am I invited to this shindig?

Re: [video]

[daintylegs]

Well, you are my official...

Feelings partner.

Romantic affiliate.

Boyfriend.

So, yes!

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[ryuuzaki]

The Muppets?

[He's clearly weighing it.]

I'd be interested, but it depends on which movie you're showing.

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[daintylegs]

Oh! I have Muppets in Manhattan, The Christmas Carol... pretty much all of them. All the old ones I mean, I don't think I have the newer ones.

You should definitely come! I don't think you've ever interacted with my real body before.

[imaginary_wife]

It depends on what orifices the glitter gets into, then you deserve all kinds of long-term spankings, pal.

[Best doctor. Good influence.]

[daintylegs]

I'm told it got everywhere.

And... what's a spanking? Whatever it is it doesn't sound very good.

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[tearsinajar]

The Muppets, I'm familiar with it. It's something I used to watch when I was growing up.

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[daintylegs]

Ooh, which one was your favourite!

It's funny how universal Muppets is.

Maybe, just maybe, it's the secret of the multi-verse.

[He nods sagely, despite this being voice and no one can actually see him.]

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[heelys]

The only movie I have is the one Rewind gave me about Beewolf's and believe me. You seriously don't wanna watch it.

[HE PULLS THE WORST FACE. It still haunts him to this day.]

You got any bad Monster Movies? Like King Kong or Dracula?

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[daintylegs]

I have no idea what a bee wolf is, but it actually sounds kinda amazing?

Unfortunately, all I have is the Muppets. Nothing else.

I should probably build a collection.

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[kaijumanic]

Oh my god. You guys like the Muppets? This is the best thing I ever heard.

[he's laughing now.]

Fuck!

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[daintylegs]

We love the Muppets! Back home we used to watch a lot of Earth movies at the bar, and during movie night.

The Muppets is definitely a fav tho, right behind the Back to the Future movies.

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[wallride]

No idea what that is but I'm down for a movie night!

Re: video

[daintylegs]

Movie nights are the best way to get to know people!

Also movies in general are just plain fun.

I can't wait to show you the magic of the Muppets.

[He nods seriously.]

It's always an experience.

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[justice_from_above]

Someone arrested you for glittering in the hallway? [Snerk, she can't help making the pun, but even then ...] What can I do to help?

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[daintylegs]

Nah, someone arrested me because I had a glitter cannon and ended up shooting one of my commanding officers.

Which was what I was going for, but I hit the wrong Commanding officer! And I didn't get any do-overs!

As you can see, I have every good reason to stay hidden right now.

[gluteusexmachina]

Did you not all just have a huge falling out?

Where did you get so much glitter?

[daintylegs]

We have this habit of falling out and then falling back together.

And I bought some a couple months ago when we visited this totally sweet vacation planet. We were all given unlimited money and a lot of people went on an enormous shopping spree. Me included! I bought a bunch of stuff, including my capybara.

Too bad you weren't there, it was a fun place.

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[skelepun]

i'd be down. but can i ask what color the glitter was?

was it green?

if so, on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your difficulty in being covered in green?

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[daintylegs]

it was orange and pink
my least favourite colours
so i wanted to cover my commanding officer with them


also i think i would rate green difficulty as a 6 for deeply personal reasons

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[neverbitten]

i remember the muppets. i used to watch them with my dad.




are you really on the run because of glitter?

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[daintylegs]

yes
imagine having a glitter cannon and shooting it at your dad
except your dad is also a guardian of the law
and is easily angered and upset by messes
not to mention hed be perfectly fine with putting you in jail
for the rest of your life
for covering him in glitter

[asafepairofhands]

[Ratchet sounds more curious than angry.]

...Tailgate, what did you do?

[VOICE ONLY]

[onlytwoexpressions]

He assaulted Megatron and I with a slapped together weapon that fired...

glitter.

Ratchet, it's everywhere! It's in every nook and cranny of my armor and if I could I would find the damn fool that invented the blasted stuff and arrest him for crimes against the galaxy!

[HE'S SO MAD, RATCHET.]

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[sketchycharacter]

i'm already in riptide made me promise

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[daintylegs]

riptide is a wise person
except when hes not
which is often
to be quite honest