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Generally speaking, I don't think that glitter is any reason to be arrested and be mercilessly punished for the rest of one's natural lifespan.

[Tailgate says this in a completely serious tone, as if he knows his life is about to descend into an endless barrage of misery and agonizing boredom. That's what happens when you attack your Commanding Officer with a glitter canon, and then run away to hide behind a dangerous psychopath because you've never been made to suffer the consequences of your actions, and you don't really intend to start now.]

But! In lighter news it's come to my attention that some of you have not seen the Muppets! So I, Tailgate of Rivets Field, will enlighten you! The Muppets is human media from my universe, and we can watch human media because a friend hooked our ship to the human internet, so we spend a lot of time on there when we're bored.

How does a movie night sound? Also I'm always looking to try new things, so if any of you happen to have movies or tv shows to watch, then let me know.

Also tell me if you want in on the movie night thing, because I'm on the run right now and it has to take place at a super secret location, so I'll have to tell you in private.

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I don't see how you're going to have time to host a movie night when you're going to be very busy picking every speck of glitter from my armor.

You'll never take me alive, copper.

Need I remind you that I tailed Scorponok across the galaxy successfully?

I can find a minibot on a single ship.

What do you mean, the human internet?

Minicon thank you very much.

And is this really necessary? It was just a little bit of glitter, and it didn't even hurt you!

I wasn't even aiming at you either!

Megatron wouldn't have thrown such a fuss!

The human internet! The internet that belongs to humans!

...

I don't know how to explain the internet
its just there
as a human thing

Oh yeah? What year is it in this magical internet source for humans? Because it seems like an awful lot of the humans I meet on the ship are from a time long in my past.

"A little bit?"

Tailgate, half of the Maximus Ambus armor was coated! That's more glitter than anyone has any right to have!

Need I remind you that you just admitted to attacking two of your commanding officers?

you're asking me, an alien, what year it is on a planet ive nver been on?
i dont even reall understand how your human years work
or time

How did you manage to tap into it, if we're in a different universe from where it's from?

[ At least that seems to be the word the captains have always used—not a different galaxy, a different universe. ]

[Okay, time to switch tactics.]

Wait a minute, your voice is different.

Are you out of your armour?

[Gasp!]

You are, aren't you!

You should go video! Your Minimus face is really cute.

I beg your pardon?!

Is this what Cybertronians do?
Argue, then watch more movies?

Oh! No, sorry if I wasn't clear!
I meant on our old ship
The Lost Light
that's where we had all our movie nights
this ship has no internet
it is a sad ship