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[daintylegs]

Generally speaking, I don't think that glitter is any reason to be arrested and be mercilessly punished for the rest of one's natural lifespan.

[Tailgate says this in a completely serious tone, as if he knows his life is about to descend into an endless barrage of misery and agonizing boredom. That's what happens when you attack your Commanding Officer with a glitter canon, and then run away to hide behind a dangerous psychopath because you've never been made to suffer the consequences of your actions, and you don't really intend to start now.]

But! In lighter news it's come to my attention that some of you have not seen the Muppets! So I, Tailgate of Rivets Field, will enlighten you! The Muppets is human media from my universe, and we can watch human media because a friend hooked our ship to the human internet, so we spend a lot of time on there when we're bored.

How does a movie night sound? Also I'm always looking to try new things, so if any of you happen to have movies or tv shows to watch, then let me know.

Also tell me if you want in on the movie night thing, because I'm on the run right now and it has to take place at a super secret location, so I'll have to tell you in private.

Comments

[whatshimadayou]

And what places you above such foolishness? Cracking remarks on the sidelines and preening, perhaps?

[aerospacecommander]

No. I'm trying to solve our current energy problems. But if you're that interested in why I think I'm quote unquote above them then why don't you go talk to the one who thinks he's pregnant because an organic touched him.

And then get back to me on that.

[whatshimadayou]

I would not expect much from aliens who are, presumably, unfamiliar with humanity.

[aerospacecommander]

Pretty sure they've been to Earth. After all they seem to be into human television.

[whatshimadayou]

Perhaps. Tailgate stated he obtained it online, but I did not ask in depth questions.
It does not matter to me either way, particularly.

[aerospacecommander]

Tailgate is a bit of an odd one anyway.

[whatshimadayou]

Tailgate has an innocent perspective. One should not begrudge him.

[aerospacecommander]

I'm not really. But that is his problem. He's easily manipulated and currently, I believe by the wrong people.

[whatshimadayou]

Preferably not manipulated at all by anyone.

[aerospacecommander]

I agree. But he seems to listen anyone and everyone.