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Tailgate ([personal profile] daintylegs) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-08-06 07:37 pm

Video | Not Robot Drama for once

Generally speaking, I don't think that glitter is any reason to be arrested and be mercilessly punished for the rest of one's natural lifespan.

[Tailgate says this in a completely serious tone, as if he knows his life is about to descend into an endless barrage of misery and agonizing boredom. That's what happens when you attack your Commanding Officer with a glitter canon, and then run away to hide behind a dangerous psychopath because you've never been made to suffer the consequences of your actions, and you don't really intend to start now.]

But! In lighter news it's come to my attention that some of you have not seen the Muppets! So I, Tailgate of Rivets Field, will enlighten you! The Muppets is human media from my universe, and we can watch human media because a friend hooked our ship to the human internet, so we spend a lot of time on there when we're bored.

How does a movie night sound? Also I'm always looking to try new things, so if any of you happen to have movies or tv shows to watch, then let me know.

Also tell me if you want in on the movie night thing, because I'm on the run right now and it has to take place at a super secret location, so I'll have to tell you in private.
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[personal profile] imaginary_wife 2016-08-07 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
It depends on what orifices the glitter gets into, then you deserve all kinds of long-term spankings, pal.

[Best doctor. Good influence.]
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[personal profile] imaginary_wife 2016-08-07 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't want to corrupt your innocent little heart by telling you but I'm sure you can figure it out at some point.

How much glitter was it? Enough for a vacuum to take care of or are they gonna be finding this months later?