Video | Not Robot Drama for once

[daintylegs]

Generally speaking, I don't think that glitter is any reason to be arrested and be mercilessly punished for the rest of one's natural lifespan.

[Tailgate says this in a completely serious tone, as if he knows his life is about to descend into an endless barrage of misery and agonizing boredom. That's what happens when you attack your Commanding Officer with a glitter canon, and then run away to hide behind a dangerous psychopath because you've never been made to suffer the consequences of your actions, and you don't really intend to start now.]

But! In lighter news it's come to my attention that some of you have not seen the Muppets! So I, Tailgate of Rivets Field, will enlighten you! The Muppets is human media from my universe, and we can watch human media because a friend hooked our ship to the human internet, so we spend a lot of time on there when we're bored.

How does a movie night sound? Also I'm always looking to try new things, so if any of you happen to have movies or tv shows to watch, then let me know.

Also tell me if you want in on the movie night thing, because I'm on the run right now and it has to take place at a super secret location, so I'll have to tell you in private.

Comments

[video]

[harderfasterwrecker]

[Here's Whirl, ready cause trouble.]

Hey, am I invited to this shindig?

Re: [video]

[daintylegs]

Well, you are my official...

Feelings partner.

Romantic affiliate.

Boyfriend.

So, yes!

[heroicpose]

Wait, what? You? And Whirl?

[ What kind of bizarre dimension did he wake up in. ]

[daintylegs]

Sure, why not?

[Tailgate says, like this is the most logical thing.]

He has good qualities.

[heroicpose]

I guess... so...

[ Still processing. ]

When did this happen? I'm surprised you didn't tell like, everyone. Or that the gossip didn't get to me.

[daintylegs]

I didn't go running around the ship screaming about my relationship status because I didn't think anyone would actually believe me.

We decided to be a thing a few days ago, but I'm telling you now!

Exciting, huh?

[heroicpose]

[ Would it be impolite to tell the new couple this is probably a bad idea??? Probably. He has to bite his tongue to keep from saying it. ]

So you and Cyclonus. You're not... I kinda figured feelings were there. You'd have to be blind.

private

[daintylegs]

There were. Are. It's just...

Ah, something different?

It's hard to explain.

I love Cyclonus, but he didn't want to be my conjunx, right?

So... I think maybe moving on a little would be good.

private

[heroicpose]

Did you think, maybe you could have done... I don't know. That thing organics do maybe?

Re: private

[daintylegs]

...Have babies...?

[HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THING YOU MEAN.]

private

[heroicpose]

No! No, that thing. That thing they do, where they like... do the stuff and there are sometimes feelings and I guess with organics there are sometimes babies but it isn't like conjunx endurae?

Re: private

[daintylegs]

A boyfriend. That's what they're called I think.

Cyclonus... I don't know. I don't know if he'd want that, but I'm a little too afraid to ask. What if he rejects me again?

It's easier to do this.

[video]

[harderfasterwrecker]

[ Whirl lets out a cackle and there's sort of the feeling that whatever it is that weird blink is Whirl is doing would probably be a wink if there was more than one eye.]

You got that, shortstuff.

Alright, you can count on the Whirlybird to show up and make this a real party.