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[iseedeadbees]

[What's up world, there's another GOTDANG ROBOT posting to the network. He looks plesant enough, if not mildly disappointed. Which is kind of a lot better than the last video he was in, screaming at his clone and pissing off a Bee. But let's pretend that never happened and move on, shall we?]

My fellow crew mates, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Starscream, I've recently been elected as the first peacetime ruler of the planet Cybertron. While my official position may not hold much by way of significance as long as I'm aboard this ship, I still consider myself to be a credible representative for the people of Cybertron, and I would be happy to answer any questions or address any concerns in regards to my people.

Very recently, a number of events involving the Cybertronian crew members aboard this ship have been brought to my attention. Events that, frankly, should never have taken place. It shames me to think that my people are capable of being so thoughtless concerning the safety of those around us, especially considering that a fair number of us do have previous experience when it comes to interacting with a smaller organic species. Simply by virtue of what we are, we are a potential threat to everyone around us. This is something that I am fully aware of, and something that I would like my fellow Cybertronians to keep in mind from this point forward. While I can't force the cooperation of my people, all things considered, I can assure you all that I intend to do everything in my power to ensure the safety and well being of our organic neighbors.

Additionally, I've been assigned the role of Arbitration Officer for the duration of my stay here, and my inbox is open to anyone seeking my services.

Thank you for your time, and have a pleasant day.

Comments

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[a_shadow]

Just like an elected official, a day late and a dollar short.

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[iseedeadbees]

In all fairness, I didn't exactly have any control over when I arrived here. The majority of my time since my arrival has been dedicated to getting myself up to speed on the local happenings.

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[a_shadow]

Like I said.

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[taselikeabee]

A few dollars short if you ask me.

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[a_shadow]

Well, I don't have a calculator to figure exact change

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[redshitlord]

[Just slow clap it out here.]

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[iseedeadbees]

So much for constructive input. Nice to know everyone's taking the safety of our small crew mates so seriously.

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[redshitlord]

Yeah, if that was true? You'd be doing something about Tarn.

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[aerospacecommander]

Not bad. You almost sound sincere.

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[iseedeadbees]

I assure you, my concerns are one hundred percent genuine.

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[aerospacecommander]

Too bad you can't lie to yourself or that might work.

[daintylegs]

I'd do whatever you want if you could make this stop, even if it's just for a little while.

[Tailgate says, sadly this time.]

I don't want organics squished because of us! That'd be awful!

[iseedeadbees]

If only everyone were so willing to cooperate as you. The organics shouldn't be forced to live in fear of is, and frankly it would be nice in general if we could stop fighting and murdering each other for five minutes.

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[knaval]

I didn't vote for you.

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[iseedeadbees]

Whether or not you voted for me, you're just as much my concern as anyone else. We're a danger to the organics, we're a danger to each other. The violence has already gotten out of hand. Hell, it was out of hand before I even got here. Wouldn't you agree?

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[knaval]

Of course. What are you going to do about it, Starscream? I believe I have a right to know what you're planning.

If I'm your responsibility.

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[diamondslap]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before one of you joined the arbitration ranks.

[aurelia has absolutely no patience for these giant metal shitbabies anymore.]

If you're going to kill each other, do it outside the ship.

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[iseedeadbees]

[AHHH YES there's that giant robot hate thank for coming in and proving Starscream right]

Ideally, the whole killing each other thing won't be a problem from this point on. Assuming I can get everyone on the same page, anyway.

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[diamondslap]

[no problem bro]

I'll believe it when I see it, darling.

[sousveillance]

[ Rewind makes jerking-off motions while rolling his eyes. He says nothing. ]

[iseedeadbees]

[Starscream just SHRUGS. Look nerd he's an opportunist by nature what did anyone expect.]

[ninjabike]

Generalizing is a very bad habit to have you know.

[Look who is a little offended by your blanket judgement, and general attitude that you're in charge of her. Have a face you probably haven't really seen before there Starscream.]


Some of us are from different Cybertrons or Earths, and actually do have a working knowledge of living and coexisting with humans. Yet, you're fanning the flames in regards to making this crew assume we're all lacking in such with your little 'make myself look good' speech.

Won't that be a lovely roadblock when you're trying to calm a tense situation and your own judgement of "your people" is used against you.

[iseedeadbees]

You make a fair point, I will admit, and you have my apologies.

Actually, you've raised a few good points, and I fully intend to keep them in mind. Not to derail the conversation, but in the interest of improving relations with out organic neighbors, would you be interested in perhaps working with the other Cybertronians in regards to proper etiquette when it comes to living in close proximity to organics? I feel like we can all make this a good learning experience, if nothing else.

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[heelys]

Ughhhhhh, do you just like the sound of your own voice or what?

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[iseedeadbees]

My concern is for the victims in this situation, and seeing as you were the target of the latest unwarranted assault, that means you. Tell me, did the other Autobots actually bother to educate you on why what you said elicited such a negative response from your attacker, or were they too busy yelling at you to watch your mouth?