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[What's up world, there's another GOTDANG ROBOT posting to the network. He looks plesant enough, if not mildly disappointed. Which is kind of a lot better than the last video he was in, screaming at his clone and pissing off a Bee. But let's pretend that never happened and move on, shall we?]

My fellow crew mates, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Starscream, I've recently been elected as the first peacetime ruler of the planet Cybertron. While my official position may not hold much by way of significance as long as I'm aboard this ship, I still consider myself to be a credible representative for the people of Cybertron, and I would be happy to answer any questions or address any concerns in regards to my people.

Very recently, a number of events involving the Cybertronian crew members aboard this ship have been brought to my attention. Events that, frankly, should never have taken place. It shames me to think that my people are capable of being so thoughtless concerning the safety of those around us, especially considering that a fair number of us do have previous experience when it comes to interacting with a smaller organic species. Simply by virtue of what we are, we are a potential threat to everyone around us. This is something that I am fully aware of, and something that I would like my fellow Cybertronians to keep in mind from this point forward. While I can't force the cooperation of my people, all things considered, I can assure you all that I intend to do everything in my power to ensure the safety and well being of our organic neighbors.

Additionally, I've been assigned the role of Arbitration Officer for the duration of my stay here, and my inbox is open to anyone seeking my services.

Thank you for your time, and have a pleasant day.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

My concern is for the victims in this situation, and seeing as you were the target of the latest unwarranted assault, that means you. Tell me, did the other Autobots actually bother to educate you on why what you said elicited such a negative response from your attacker, or were they too busy yelling at you to watch your mouth?

[He sort of hates that Starscream is right.]

No. They just kept yelling that I 'didn't know any better' like I came online yesterday! I'm almost two thousand stellar cycles old! I'm not a protoform!

[Everyone hates it when Starscream is right. He's used to it.]

I'd be happy to explain it to you. In person, if you aren't opposed. It would make it a little easier.

No offense, but getting used to a Starscream who isn't trying to kill me is gonna take some adjusting to.

None taken. We all need to do a little adjusting these days.

Yeah. I don't think I'm ever going to adjust to the idea of Megatron being an Autobot.

I largely try to just ignore the fact that he's even here.

Oh hey, a Starscream with good ideas. That's new.

You know, I'm not sitting here and comparing you to my Bumblebee. It's not really fair that you're comparing me to your Starscream.

[He actually deflates. Because with everything that's been happening, it's really not fair to be doing this. Even if it is Starscream. And this one... has actually been pretty decent to him so far.]

--I hate that you're right. But. [He rubs the back of his helm apologetically.] You're right.

[look at that, the little booger DOES know when to shut up. Starscream is almost impressed.]

And...?

[SAY YOU'RE SORRY. SAY IT.]

You're joking, right? I already told you that you were right.

I know I was right, but that's not an apology.

[can you see this face? it's just this face.]

[CAN YOU SEE THIS FACE? CAN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU]

Say it.

[He looks like a petulant child. It's the hardest thing in the world and he just huffs, looking off camera.]

M'sorry. I guess.

There we go, that wasn't so bad, was it?

[Look at that Starscream's teaching you MANNERS]

It was awful. Never again.

Well, just watch your mouth from now on and you won't be put in a position where you'll have to worry about it, right?

You're not the boss of me.

I'm not bossing, just giving advice.

I don't take advice from creeps.

Mm hmm, and what makes me a creep?

Have you looked in a mirror?

That's not an answer.

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