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[What's up world, there's another GOTDANG ROBOT posting to the network. He looks plesant enough, if not mildly disappointed. Which is kind of a lot better than the last video he was in, screaming at his clone and pissing off a Bee. But let's pretend that never happened and move on, shall we?]

My fellow crew mates, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Starscream, I've recently been elected as the first peacetime ruler of the planet Cybertron. While my official position may not hold much by way of significance as long as I'm aboard this ship, I still consider myself to be a credible representative for the people of Cybertron, and I would be happy to answer any questions or address any concerns in regards to my people.

Very recently, a number of events involving the Cybertronian crew members aboard this ship have been brought to my attention. Events that, frankly, should never have taken place. It shames me to think that my people are capable of being so thoughtless concerning the safety of those around us, especially considering that a fair number of us do have previous experience when it comes to interacting with a smaller organic species. Simply by virtue of what we are, we are a potential threat to everyone around us. This is something that I am fully aware of, and something that I would like my fellow Cybertronians to keep in mind from this point forward. While I can't force the cooperation of my people, all things considered, I can assure you all that I intend to do everything in my power to ensure the safety and well being of our organic neighbors.

Additionally, I've been assigned the role of Arbitration Officer for the duration of my stay here, and my inbox is open to anyone seeking my services.

Thank you for your time, and have a pleasant day.

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So much for constructive input. Nice to know everyone's taking the safety of our small crew mates so seriously.

Yeah, if that was true? You'd be doing something about Tarn.

You assume he isn't at the top of my priority list. I am well aware of Tarn's reputation, and I'm also aware that he got off with what amounts to a slap on the wrist for his most recent crime. Quite frankly, I find it appalling, but considering the fact that we are all forced to abide by the laws of this ship, my hands are tied when it comes to matters that occurred before my arrival. This is something that I hope to change in the very near future. We deserve more say in matters that concern our own species, don't you think?

Sorry if I find this a little hard to swallow. Since, y'know.

Coming from a guy named Starscream.

We've spoken twice. You don't actually know a single thing about me, do you? If anyone has a reason to be judgmental here, it's me. After all, I'm not the one vandalizing people's doors.

I've got that chalkboard of yours, by the way. You're welcome to come pick it up.

You're Starscream, enough said. I know enough just by your stupid name.

Nah, it's got Decepti-cooties on it now.

Well clearly you don't know enough, otherwise you'd know I'm no longer a Decepticon. Making snap judgements based on what you think you know doesn't make you look all that intelligent.

Wow, you clearly don't know how much I don't care what you think.

All I care about is getting that scrapheap off the ship.

That'd save everyone.

And I'm sure after what your Autobot buddies pulled earlier, everyone else on the ship would be happy to be rid of all of us. That would be a much more effective way of saving everyone. There are no innocent parties in this case, boy, except for the people who could get caught up in our cross fire.

Yeah, there's plenty of 'innocent' bots. 'Cause, first of all? Riptide didn't do anything wrong. And second of all, that weird little not-Bee isn't even from your world.

Quit dragging us into whatever scrap you weirdos brought with you!