text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)

[sidecars]

Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this

[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]

And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations

[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

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[ersatzeverything]

So we're going to slink into bed together and do our taxes and ponder the existential miseries of encroaching middle age? [The most adult of adult activities.]

[sidecars]

Wow speak for yourself
I am a spry 21 today
You're on your own with that mid-life crisis

Although I hear 21 year olds are really good at combating those

[ WOW BUCKY NO ]

[camouflage]

You have two hands.

[fukkin ice cold]

[sidecars]

Yeah well Suzie and Delilah get a little one note after awhile
This is where I would say "Know what I mean?"
But I'm not sure you do
So...

[camouflage]

I'm not the one crying for pity sex on the network.

[FIRST OF ALL HES TOTALLY SECURE IN HIS CELIBACY. SECONDLY he came out to hassle you like a good friend and hes honestly feeling so attacked right now.....]

[sidecars]

Well gosh you don't NEED to
Not all of us look like we came off the cover of a pulp novel
We gotta do a little begging

[ How's Miller btw, Boss? Bucky says hi ;D ]

[camouflage]

[........are you referring to him right now]

I don't know any pulps with one-eyed mercenaries on the front. You're worse than a sailor who's been out to sea.

[that topic is off the table]

[ersatzeverything]

Bummer. I hear that existential miseries love company.

I thought step one was getting a red convertible and then a 21 year old.

[sidecars]

You clearly aren't looking in the back

[ He he heeehhh! ]

Yeah, I'm a soldier who's been on the front for years
So many lookers here
And they shower on a regular basis
How can I say no to that?

[sidecars]

[ He's assuming you are talking about a type of automobile. ]

I'm more of a motorcycle fella myself

[camouflage]

Well, I can't disagree with you there.

[not that he's actually looking at anybody, but hey, everyone showers here on the reg! amazing!! it's very unusual for people on ships to shower all the time.]

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[foggybear]

Oh my god

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[foggybear]

Why did you even text this to the network

[ He has a strange feeling he's going to start corralling the kid and he's not ready to be a father tbh ]

[sidecars]

Good!
Now stop bustin my balls
And start supporting them

Not you specifically!
With finding someone I mean
Unless Miller doesn't mind an open relationship ;)

[ CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP FLIRTING WITH YOU BOSS ]

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[sidecars]

Why NOT

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[foggybear]

Do you want the list chronologically or alphabetically, tiger?

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[sidecars]

Neither, teddy bear
I am secure in my shamelessness to openly advertise for a good time

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[camouflage]

Can't help you while we're on the Moira. Next port, though, maybe. Belated birthday present.

[camouflage]

And I don't know why you insist Kaz and I are doing anything together except working.

[ersatzeverything]

Hey, these hallways are probably wide enough to ride a motorcycle through them, so that'd be way better than a convertible. Maybe the Ingress will spit out one. Then I'd just need to find myself a hot 21 year old and and a new leather jacket and I'll be all ready for a proper mid-life crisis.

[Not that he knows how to drive or ride a motorcycle, all vehicles being 200 year old rusted out heaps where he's from.]

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[rraidergirl]

Did you just booty call the entire ship.

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[sidecars]

Booty call?

[sidecars]

Aww no
Your presence and well wishes at my party are present enough
But since you already offered
You better believe I'm holding you to it

[ And he will! ]

I'm just a glass half full kind of fella
That's all

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[rraidergirl]

It means contacting someone for casual sex, essentially.

[ Way 2 b poetic, Lara.]

[sidecars]

[ WOW W O W Deacon way to deflate Bucky's ego ]

Sounds like you got it all figured out, old man!