text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)

[sidecars]

Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this

[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]

And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations

[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

Comments

[sidecars]

Yeah well Suzie and Delilah get a little one note after awhile
This is where I would say "Know what I mean?"
But I'm not sure you do
So...

[camouflage]

I'm not the one crying for pity sex on the network.

[FIRST OF ALL HES TOTALLY SECURE IN HIS CELIBACY. SECONDLY he came out to hassle you like a good friend and hes honestly feeling so attacked right now.....]

[sidecars]

Well gosh you don't NEED to
Not all of us look like we came off the cover of a pulp novel
We gotta do a little begging

[ How's Miller btw, Boss? Bucky says hi ;D ]

[camouflage]

[........are you referring to him right now]

I don't know any pulps with one-eyed mercenaries on the front. You're worse than a sailor who's been out to sea.

[that topic is off the table]

[sidecars]

You clearly aren't looking in the back

[ He he heeehhh! ]

Yeah, I'm a soldier who's been on the front for years
So many lookers here
And they shower on a regular basis
How can I say no to that?

[camouflage]

Well, I can't disagree with you there.

[not that he's actually looking at anybody, but hey, everyone showers here on the reg! amazing!! it's very unusual for people on ships to shower all the time.]

[sidecars]

Good!
Now stop bustin my balls
And start supporting them

Not you specifically!
With finding someone I mean
Unless Miller doesn't mind an open relationship ;)

[ CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP FLIRTING WITH YOU BOSS ]

1/2

[camouflage]

Can't help you while we're on the Moira. Next port, though, maybe. Belated birthday present.

[camouflage]

And I don't know why you insist Kaz and I are doing anything together except working.

[sidecars]

Aww no
Your presence and well wishes at my party are present enough
But since you already offered
You better believe I'm holding you to it

[ And he will! ]

I'm just a glass half full kind of fella
That's all

[camouflage]

Alright, just remind me. You know us old people and senility.

[very purposefully doesn't comment on that last part.]

[sidecars]

Oh don't worry
The alarm is set

[ S'okay, Bucky's got your number. No need to comment ;) ]