text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)

[sidecars]

Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this

[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]

And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations

[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

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[foggybear]

Oh my god

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[foggybear]

Why did you even text this to the network

[ He has a strange feeling he's going to start corralling the kid and he's not ready to be a father tbh ]

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[sidecars]

Why NOT

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[foggybear]

Do you want the list chronologically or alphabetically, tiger?

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[sidecars]

Neither, teddy bear
I am secure in my shamelessness to openly advertise for a good time

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[foggybear]

Okay, that's fair.
Just promise me you'll be safe and not stupid about it.

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[sidecars]

Oh yes mother
I'll say all my prayers and double bag it
Just for you

[ Seriously, pal? He's twenty-one, not fourteen! ]

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[foggybear]

[ He still thinks you're like secretly 14 okay what of it ]

Jesus.

Don't call me mom and I'll leave you alone about this, deal?

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[sidecars]

Perfect

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