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text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)
Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this
[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]
And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations
[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this
[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]
And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations
[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

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[ Way 2 b poetic, Lara.]
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Yes that's exactly what I did
Figure it can't hurt, right?
Ladies love confident and outgoing men
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It's still a work in progress definitely
But I have faith!
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I got a thermos of it by my bed
[ He's brazen, but not stupid. ]
Besides I'm just dandy!
Not making any typing errors even!
Not bad for a forties boy right?
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[ Sorry, Bucky, she's a worrier ]
A drunk forties boy, at that. You're doing wonderfully. How do you sound in person though?
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If you've got nothing against Jersey
[ Because his accent is strong tonight, and most people usually do, sooo... ]
You should come find out
Your accent and mine
Could be a good mix
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I'm not sure your roommates would appreciate that very much.
text; god he's trying so hard
You're already ahead of the curb
I've spent a few months living in Britain
Your accent brings back a lot of good memories
[ You know, of him learning to be a child assassin. Ahh wonderful times~! ]
Oh don't worry
They're not here
Most of em work all the time
Or just I don't know hardly come by
So we can be as loud as we want ;)
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I'll keep you company if you like, but if you want sex, you'll have to ask me again when you're sober.
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Whaat no
I'm on the brink of sobriety
Totally
What about a little making out?
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Somehow I'm not entierly convinced.
That's fine.
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Alright fair compromise
Come over if you'd like to
We can cuddle and talk
I still have some cake left over
[ Awww yea best slumber party ]
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All right, I'll be by soon.
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Door'll be unlocked
[ And ah shit he needs to get down and start putting on real clothes. He swaps boxer briefs with thermals so he doesn't come off looking too forward, and to cover up his extensive scar tissue that spiderweb across most of him. ]
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[And true to her word, she shows up in her thermals, wearing her new camouflage patterned snuggie more like a robe. It's cozy and she wasn't about to take it off, sorry Bucky. She did bring two cups of coffee though, one which she holds out to him once she's inside. ]
Here. Bit late for it, but I thought it might help.
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[ He probably does need it since his birthday gifts have now included rum. Taking the mug in hand, Bucky invites Lara in and closes the door behind her. ]
So please tell me about all of this that is happening here. The best he can do is just gesture at all of her. You look both warm and hidden from enemy sight. Whatta combo here!
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I got it in the mail. Haven't a clue why, but it's very comfortable, I didn't feel like taking it off for my walk down here. Bit hard to move around in when I'm wearing it properly though.
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[ He is totally jealous!! ]
C'mon, I'm the top bunk. [ Bucky starts carefully walking back over without stumbling over his own two feet and spilling the coffee. ] Hope that's not a problem?
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No problem, but I think I ought to have brought a thermos.