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[saveyourserpent]

[If one were to look closely at the video feed, they might notice some blond stubble on the man's face and a look of discomfort.]

So what do I have to do to get a razor around here?

[He's about to turn the video off, but he seems to change his mind at the last second.]

It's sort of an emergency.

Thanks.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

An emergency. Really?

[J looks very amused, despite that she gets his panic.]

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[saveyourserpent]

Yes, an emergency. I've already got enough to deal with.

[He certainly doesn't look amused in return.]

[ersatzeverything]

Sexual favors. [Deacon deadpans.]

No, I have no idea. There's gotta be a quartermaster or concessionary for toiletries somewhere though, right? I mean, I've seen people who have been living here for months and have managed to keep their baby smooth shaven cheeks.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Oh. You poor, poor thing. [she laughs. funny thing, he happens to be talking with ship's official makeup artist. she has all the razors.]

How will you ever survive.

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[cardboard_boss]

Thinking you might grow a beard and look like me even more?

[Because Snake was rather amused at Liquid's predicament right now.]

[saveyourserpent]

Hilarious. As much of an emergency as it is, I don't think I'll resort to that just yet.

Hmmmm. I will find this purveyor of razors and I will make them give up their stash.

[saveyourserpent]

[Scandalous. He has no idea he's talking to the one holding out with the razors.]

With a hell of a lot of anger, I suppose. And constant complaints about my itchy face. No one in the vicinity will be able to accomplish anything.

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[saveyourserpent]

That's only part of the problem. I don't know how you people can stand it.

[Liquid was, of course, the exact opposite of amused.]

[cardboard_boss]

I've just got used to it over the years. [What would he look like without a beard? That would just be weird.]

I'd feel naked without my beard. Keeps my face warm.

[video]

[notyoursupergirl]

[Hi buuuuuuddy. You sick of blondes teasing you yet? ]

Aw, look at you though! You're all scruffy and cute.

[saveyourserpent]

Well, I got used to not having one, and I'd really like to keep that up!

[He couldn't even stand having Ocelot's mustache, but removing it had unfortunately not been an option.]

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[saveyourserpent]

[Ughhhhhh. He can already feel the headache.]

I am not cute.

[notyoursupergirl]

[ Yeah, but now he's not worried about his cute, scruffy beard. See? Helping. ]

All right, you're adorable. What do you look like with a beard? I don't know if manly and rugged would work for you.

[saveyourserpent]

[IT IS SO NOT CUTE.]

Terrible. It doesn't work for me and I'm really hoping it won't get anywhere near that point.

[notyoursupergirl]

[ He's like a scruffy grumpy puppy, the cutest. ]

Some guys are waay too pretty for facial hair. I'd offer to help, but my method doesn't work so great unless you've got really thick skin.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Ah, so your tragedy will become ours? In that case I could borrow you a pair of tweezers so that you could pluck out each hair one by one.

[saveyourserpent]

[He will always be insistent on not being cute. He's an angry, agnry man.]

The hell kind of method is that, knife-throwing?

[saveyourserpent]

I'll pass. That'd just make everything worse. I've been meaning to find myself a knife, though, maybe I'll get one of those and kill two birds with one really sharp thing.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

A knife? That's pretty drastic decision if you're clumsy enough not to be trusted with a tweezers.

[saveyourserpent]

I'm not even remotely clumsy. I know knives like the back of my hand. Tweezers are just way too tedious.

[notyoursupergirl]

[ An angry adorable man. ]

Heat vision. [ She lets her eyes flare red just for emphasis. ]

[saveyourserpent]

[A good compromise, even if he'd never go for it.]

Ah. Like some sort of bootleg laser removal.

[notyoursupergirl]

Something like that. It saves me money on shaving razors, anyway.

[saveyourserpent]

Convenient. I'm durable, but I doubt it's heat-vision durable. I'll just have to keep doing things the old fashioned way.

[notyoursupergirl]

Not too many people are. How's your razor hunt going?