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[saveyourserpent]

[If one were to look closely at the video feed, they might notice some blond stubble on the man's face and a look of discomfort.]

So what do I have to do to get a razor around here?

[He's about to turn the video off, but he seems to change his mind at the last second.]

It's sort of an emergency.

Thanks.

Comments

[saveyourserpent]

[A good compromise, even if he'd never go for it.]

Ah. Like some sort of bootleg laser removal.

[notyoursupergirl]

Something like that. It saves me money on shaving razors, anyway.

[saveyourserpent]

Convenient. I'm durable, but I doubt it's heat-vision durable. I'll just have to keep doing things the old fashioned way.

[notyoursupergirl]

Not too many people are. How's your razor hunt going?

[saveyourserpent]

Still no luck, but I'm sure I'll run into the secret stash of razors eventually.

[Maybe he's just looking in the wrong places.]