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[saveyourserpent]

[If one were to look closely at the video feed, they might notice some blond stubble on the man's face and a look of discomfort.]

So what do I have to do to get a razor around here?

[He's about to turn the video off, but he seems to change his mind at the last second.]

It's sort of an emergency.

Thanks.

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[notyoursupergirl]

[ Yeah, but now he's not worried about his cute, scruffy beard. See? Helping. ]

All right, you're adorable. What do you look like with a beard? I don't know if manly and rugged would work for you.

[saveyourserpent]

[IT IS SO NOT CUTE.]

Terrible. It doesn't work for me and I'm really hoping it won't get anywhere near that point.

[notyoursupergirl]

[ He's like a scruffy grumpy puppy, the cutest. ]

Some guys are waay too pretty for facial hair. I'd offer to help, but my method doesn't work so great unless you've got really thick skin.

[saveyourserpent]

[He will always be insistent on not being cute. He's an angry, agnry man.]

The hell kind of method is that, knife-throwing?

[notyoursupergirl]

[ An angry adorable man. ]

Heat vision. [ She lets her eyes flare red just for emphasis. ]

[saveyourserpent]

[A good compromise, even if he'd never go for it.]

Ah. Like some sort of bootleg laser removal.

[notyoursupergirl]

Something like that. It saves me money on shaving razors, anyway.

[saveyourserpent]

Convenient. I'm durable, but I doubt it's heat-vision durable. I'll just have to keep doing things the old fashioned way.

[notyoursupergirl]

Not too many people are. How's your razor hunt going?

[saveyourserpent]

Still no luck, but I'm sure I'll run into the secret stash of razors eventually.

[Maybe he's just looking in the wrong places.]