Peter Maximoff (
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thisavrou2016-02-05 01:29 am
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[The video jumps around a little, shaky as he moves around the rec area. Thankfully he's going at a pace that can actually be seen by the human eye. The screen is just a shaky shot of the pool area, jerking a bit as he speaks.]
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.

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[And tasted awful but he wasn't in it for exquisite flavor.]
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[And he seems to have no problem with this whole stealing idea.]
I am on Mero deck. Number #009. Stop by and grab it whenever.
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....It's my sister.
Do you mean whenever as in now or later? Cause I can get there five seconds flat.
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[He's a Slav, and very much about that Slavic family loyalty tradition. Makes sense to him.]
Ah... I guess now if you want. I am here.
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[The feed is already turning to a blur as he runs, stopping outside the door.]
So am I.
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[He opens the door.]
Come on in.
[Into the bachelor pad of cocky military guys. He goes over to his little round weird bed and grabs a duffel bag, and out of that a couple of Mountain Dews.] You seem to be handling being away from your family pretty good.
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[But honestly, he's got no idea. Everything weird in his life he just chalked up to his powers and left it at that.]
It helps having a sister here. [He takes the soda with a smile, holding a can like he's been given gold.] Mom will look after the girls at home. Besides, they can't keep me here forever.
[He's flippant about it, but really he's avoiding the reality of the situation. If he thinks too much about his mother and sisters, he'll have to feel something about it and that's just not on right now. Besides, it's not the kind thing you admit to some tough guy you just met.]
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You can have a seat if you want. Roommates won't mind. Or run in circle. Whichever works.
Sometimes you stop at places and they have junk food. I got some on Emiri. [Because apparently too much healthy food will kill this man or something, who knows.]
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[He snorts, because honestly the man's not too far off. He really hates sitting still. But he's not going to start running yet. Ruining the floor doesn't seem like an endearing kind of thing.] I'm good, I'm good.
Okay so that? That's what I needed to hear. I would have actually gone crazy if there was no hope for it at all. But hey, this just gives me something to do when we touchdown again. Might even bring you back something, gratitude and all.
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Other than eating too many of the burgers has made my cousin very fat.
[Love ones family, and all that.]
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So, saying American like that? And the accent too, I guess. Where are you from? What's the story? Hey, hey.
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Not too interesting of a story. No more than anyone else here.
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Hey, man. You can't beat yourself up just because you're not one of the robots running around. War vet's are still pretty cool, come on.
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War is shit no matter what the war. It is always two sides fighting for stupid reasons. I'm very good at using a gun now, but usually the people that need me to are jackasses.
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I didn't mean like- [Disrespect? To bring it up? Peter just flaps his hands quickly.] You know? Shit sucks. Least that's what they keep saying about 'Nam and, like, I guess other wars are the same. You know. Just sucks.
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Hey, don't worry about it. I complain about that sort of thing a lot.
[But he's still willing to put a bullet in someone's head.]
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Is that why you came to America? Cause it sucked and all?
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So I came to stay with him. Part of it was a crazy ex-boss decided he wanted to kill me.
I wanted a new start. I didn't really get it. Maybe if I had, I would have liked America a lot more. No green card, either. [Which meant he was extra fucked.]
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And shit. Couldn't you have convinced some girl to give you a shotgun wedding?
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Actually some other guy that wished to kill me killed the woman I wanted to be with instead.
I have a lot of friends but to be honest some people really wanted me dead.
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What do you even say to that? Uh, sorry. Like, really that's the worst. Sorry about your girlfriend and friends and all that.
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