Peter Maximoff (
takeitslow) wrote in
thisavrou2016-02-05 01:29 am
01 | Video
[The video jumps around a little, shaky as he moves around the rec area. Thankfully he's going at a pace that can actually be seen by the human eye. The screen is just a shaky shot of the pool area, jerking a bit as he speaks.]
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.

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[He won't mention how he'd thought it was Steve's girlfriend. If he's anything like Roman, that could only go terribly.]
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Wait, nightmares? When was this? Recently? She's acted okay with me.
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Is your sister at home psychic?
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[He sighs.] Uh, no? I mean, if she is she's doing a cool job at hiding it. But I'd know if she was; who can keep anything from me? I'm the only awesome freak in the family, I think. Which is kind of weird, because twins. We should be the same, right? Maybe it's cause we're fraternal, I don't know. I don't get genes.
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[He sounds surprised to hear it put that way. Because, genuinely, so far he's been fascinated than put off by special abilities.]
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[He's genuinely confused, wondering if it's a social thing (as his world doesn't have mutants) or a kid thing (because young men, who knows).]
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You know, it's just not the norm back home and, yeah. A lot of people don't like my kind of people. Not everyone's as chill about it as you're being.
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Sorry you have to deal with that.
But, for the record, you are just fast and that's pretty cool. Better than just being able to ride a motorcycle.
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[It is, kind of, but he'd rather take a punch to the face than talk about it.]
Don't sell yourself short, man. I can't drive one. Still pretty cool.
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Hey, you want to learn? I could show you.
[Niko learned at far too young an age.]
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Dude, really? You have one around that you could do that?
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Yes! Dude, Niko, yes. We totally have to do that! Next time, we're doing that. Thanks.