Peter Maximoff (
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thisavrou2016-02-05 01:29 am
01 | Video
[The video jumps around a little, shaky as he moves around the rec area. Thankfully he's going at a pace that can actually be seen by the human eye. The screen is just a shaky shot of the pool area, jerking a bit as he speaks.]
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.

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Not too interesting of a story. No more than anyone else here.
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Hey, man. You can't beat yourself up just because you're not one of the robots running around. War vet's are still pretty cool, come on.
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War is shit no matter what the war. It is always two sides fighting for stupid reasons. I'm very good at using a gun now, but usually the people that need me to are jackasses.
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I didn't mean like- [Disrespect? To bring it up? Peter just flaps his hands quickly.] You know? Shit sucks. Least that's what they keep saying about 'Nam and, like, I guess other wars are the same. You know. Just sucks.
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Hey, don't worry about it. I complain about that sort of thing a lot.
[But he's still willing to put a bullet in someone's head.]
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Is that why you came to America? Cause it sucked and all?
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So I came to stay with him. Part of it was a crazy ex-boss decided he wanted to kill me.
I wanted a new start. I didn't really get it. Maybe if I had, I would have liked America a lot more. No green card, either. [Which meant he was extra fucked.]
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And shit. Couldn't you have convinced some girl to give you a shotgun wedding?
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Actually some other guy that wished to kill me killed the woman I wanted to be with instead.
I have a lot of friends but to be honest some people really wanted me dead.
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What do you even say to that? Uh, sorry. Like, really that's the worst. Sorry about your girlfriend and friends and all that.
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You know? It bothers me, but it all feels normal until I meet other people who don't have all this sort of stuff happen to them.
Trust me, things can get pretty bad on ships like these.
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Like they feed on other people's trauma or something.
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You mentioned yours. What is she like? And ah, your sister. Her.
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Usually annoyed with me, but you know. Great. Single mom of three, so she's kind of badass. But you'll have to specific the sister. The one here? Cause I've got, like two. Three. I don't know, this place has kind of screwed with my head.
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[He should have asked that sooner, but he got wrapped up in the random stories of the Balkans. He jumps on chances to rant on war too easily. Family really is a better topic.]
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[He won't mention how he'd thought it was Steve's girlfriend. If he's anything like Roman, that could only go terribly.]
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Wait, nightmares? When was this? Recently? She's acted okay with me.
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Is your sister at home psychic?
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[He sighs.] Uh, no? I mean, if she is she's doing a cool job at hiding it. But I'd know if she was; who can keep anything from me? I'm the only awesome freak in the family, I think. Which is kind of weird, because twins. We should be the same, right? Maybe it's cause we're fraternal, I don't know. I don't get genes.
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[He sounds surprised to hear it put that way. Because, genuinely, so far he's been fascinated than put off by special abilities.]
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[He's genuinely confused, wondering if it's a social thing (as his world doesn't have mutants) or a kid thing (because young men, who knows).]
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You know, it's just not the norm back home and, yeah. A lot of people don't like my kind of people. Not everyone's as chill about it as you're being.
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Sorry you have to deal with that.
But, for the record, you are just fast and that's pretty cool. Better than just being able to ride a motorcycle.
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