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[otiosity]

Not to interrupt any serious conversations anyone is having about dim hallways and new captains and stumbling into another dimension but-

Does anyone have an extra set of clothes for sale for a tall.... tall-ish person? My only pair were taken by slavers and I don't have enough sense of duty and authority to wear the uniform they gave to me. [Read: SHE THINKS IT LOOKS AWFUL.] And I have been told in the past by certain people that it's not "appropriate for the city's champion" to refuse to wear proper clothes. So basically, looking for something non pretentious and and that properly marks me as the dashing rogue that I am.

In exchange, I can give you 5 gold coins, a deck of glass playing cards, 2 magic tricks, and a beautiful piece of artwork to hang in your room by our favorite local artist Nathan Drake.

Please send all inquiries to Hawke at the talkie thing on your wrist.

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[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

Hello! You could borrow some of my things, if you want! I'm very tall too!

[otiosity]

Tall people unite!

Well, I'd consider myself more "tallish" but I'm also not for semantics and definitely for borrowing whatever I can get my greedy little hands on.

using all my 'overly proud' icons fff

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

Well, not to worry about your lowered standards! Because I, Papyrus, have impeccable taste in clothes!

Where are you? I can bring a fine selection from my wardrobe right now!

[bosswald]

I'm not exactly on the tall side of things, but you're more than welcome to try anything I have.

[Clara is just desperate for company who won't judge her and her current depression okay. But Hawke is more than welcome to actually try on her dresses she's sure it will be a good time.]

[otiosity]

[Hawke sees your desperation Clara and will gladly oblige. It's what she does.]

If you have a dress that I don't look ridiculous in, you're a miracle worker.

[bosswald]

My dresses look amazing on me.

[It's important to have confidence, after all. Even when life is shit.]

I'm sure they'll look the same on you. Even if it takes a few alterations.

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[diamondhack]

If you're in the whereabouts of 5'10" and happen to take a liking to hoodies, leggings, and otherwise suitably pretentious yet functional clothing...

We may arrange a deal.

[It's black, it's gold, it's got leather, it'll be fine.]

[otiosity]

Bit shorter and have no idea what a hoodies or a leggings are but I am desperate and willing to trade. Might even try to get two drawings out of our beloved artist.

[diamondhack]

A hoodie is like a shirt but with a hood and usually slightly thicker in material. Leggings are pants but far more flexible and form fitting. The shirts and hoodies may fit, pants might not.

The artist and I have some history, I'm sure we could convince him to give me three.

voice;

[sketchycharacter]

Riiiiight. So, when were you going to mention this to the favorite local artist?

[otiosity]

Riiiiiight now.

I signed you up to do art in order to get me pants. Sounds like a fair deal for a friend, right?

[sketchycharacter]

Well. Yeah, I suppose. But I'm not using my really good pencils.

voice;

[deconstruct]

What'd you do to end up a city's champion, and shouldn't that mean you can do basically whatever the hell you want?

[otiosity]

Killed the leader of a Qunari horde that was holding all the wealthiest nobles in the city hostage. Rich people are surprisingly generous after you save their arses.

And I agree! But my friend is Captain of the Guard and she tells me "Hawke. The Champion needs to set example for the people of Kirkwall. Especially since you're a mage. And Knight-Commander Meredith doesn't need another reason to kill you in your sleep".

[deconstruct]

You must have nicer rich people than me.

You said 'mage', right? So you do magic and shit? Can you show me? [ suddenly twelve again tbh ]

voice

[tearsinajar]

If I let you raid my stash I'd picked up from the shopping spree planet we stopped at months back, I'll take the two tricks. Or a lesson or two.

[ Elena's amused more than anything by how her roommate's roped her husband into this but doesn't comment. ]

[otiosity]

Is this a ploy just to get some magic tricks? Because as your roommate I'm definitely aware of the fact that you're shorter than me. And endowed in more areas.

[Not that she's mad. She just finds it amusing. As Hawke does.]

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[mylawn]

Slavers?

[things a new guy thinks sounds pretty ominous: that]

[otiosity]

Slavers. It was probably a low point. Unless you enjoy being beaten and humiliated. But in that case you have bigger problems.

voice;

[accidentalqueen]

"Dashing rogue."

[ Why no, that is not sarcasm, queens do not use sarcasm. BUT SHE WOULD AGREE THE UNIFORMS THEY'VE BEEN GIVEN ARE AWFUL and Medusa refuses to wear it too. ]

[otiosity]

Other possibilities include "charming", "handsome", and "prepossessing".

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[Okay. There's so much wrong here and J's almost too shocked to even reply.

She's learned and somewhat accepted that there's lot of different kinds of women around the Moira and that some of them were... well, not so classy? Both Lara and Shepard had a good set of muscles but they still managed to appear and feminine in their own way, possessing at least some of that elegant and refined aura. So yes, J could accept some of the masculinity and brutishness in them? No problem.

But this woman.. Granted, J didn't know her but this nonchalant and casual attitude she has while speaking about not having clothes? Like it's not a big deal? She's so muchmuchmuch worse than Rita and she used to sleep in the sidewalk!

....But J does her share her opinion of the dull look of the uniform? And she is interested in doing some trading. Plus, she is taller than most of the women.]

what kinds of magic tricks?

[otiosity]

Well.

I can light something on fire. Or freeze it. Or give you a shock.

so late!

[liberaltus]

I might have something that could be adjusted to fit you more comfortably, you don't seem like one for gowns or pretty dresses. All for the very low price of nothing.

its okay and I'm sorry in advance

[otiosity]

While the offer is appreciated, do you have anything that actually covers both arms. I don't know what's popular in Tevinter but if I walk around here with one tit exposed people are going to make judgmental faces at me in the halls. Being judged is tiring!