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[otiosity]

Not to interrupt any serious conversations anyone is having about dim hallways and new captains and stumbling into another dimension but-

Does anyone have an extra set of clothes for sale for a tall.... tall-ish person? My only pair were taken by slavers and I don't have enough sense of duty and authority to wear the uniform they gave to me. [Read: SHE THINKS IT LOOKS AWFUL.] And I have been told in the past by certain people that it's not "appropriate for the city's champion" to refuse to wear proper clothes. So basically, looking for something non pretentious and and that properly marks me as the dashing rogue that I am.

In exchange, I can give you 5 gold coins, a deck of glass playing cards, 2 magic tricks, and a beautiful piece of artwork to hang in your room by our favorite local artist Nathan Drake.

Please send all inquiries to Hawke at the talkie thing on your wrist.

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[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

Hello! You could borrow some of my things, if you want! I'm very tall too!

[bosswald]

I'm not exactly on the tall side of things, but you're more than welcome to try anything I have.

[Clara is just desperate for company who won't judge her and her current depression okay. But Hawke is more than welcome to actually try on her dresses she's sure it will be a good time.]

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[diamondhack]

If you're in the whereabouts of 5'10" and happen to take a liking to hoodies, leggings, and otherwise suitably pretentious yet functional clothing...

We may arrange a deal.

[It's black, it's gold, it's got leather, it'll be fine.]

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[sketchycharacter]

Riiiiight. So, when were you going to mention this to the favorite local artist?

[otiosity]

Riiiiiight now.

I signed you up to do art in order to get me pants. Sounds like a fair deal for a friend, right?

[otiosity]

Tall people unite!

Well, I'd consider myself more "tallish" but I'm also not for semantics and definitely for borrowing whatever I can get my greedy little hands on.

[otiosity]

[Hawke sees your desperation Clara and will gladly oblige. It's what she does.]

If you have a dress that I don't look ridiculous in, you're a miracle worker.

[otiosity]

Bit shorter and have no idea what a hoodies or a leggings are but I am desperate and willing to trade. Might even try to get two drawings out of our beloved artist.

[diamondhack]

A hoodie is like a shirt but with a hood and usually slightly thicker in material. Leggings are pants but far more flexible and form fitting. The shirts and hoodies may fit, pants might not.

The artist and I have some history, I'm sure we could convince him to give me three.

[otiosity]

Oooh. Yes. Let's badger him. Badgering people is hilarious.

And I will take any or all of the above.

[sketchycharacter]

Well. Yeah, I suppose. But I'm not using my really good pencils.

[otiosity]

Oh?

What did the bad pencils do? Murder? Theft? Magic in the public square?

[diamondhack]

Where are you so I can find you or we can meet midway.

And badgering people is one of my favorite past times.

[Did they just become best friends?]

[otiosity]

Is there any better past time? You get to spend a nice afternoon with a friend watching them get flustered and bothered and maybe spill a few personal secrets. Real bonding.

And I'm hanging out in my room on Noro because once again, evidently lacking pants is not appropriate even in low lighting but I think it makes my thighs look fantastic.

[sketchycharacter]

I mean the expensive ones. They're in limited supply and I'm not using them to get you pants. Maybe for a full outfit.

[diamondhack]

Right on both accounts, what number? I'm the only person with a robotic dog so you'll know immediately who I am

[otiosity]

I'm not opposed to a full outfit!

it's Nomo I'm a dunce

[otiosity]

Eleven.

And I'm the only person with a massive war hound so I think we'll easily be able to connect with each other thanks to our strange but fantastic taste in dogs.

ur good ur good

[diamondhack]

A war hound? I'll see it for myself I suppose.

[And off she goes, with a fairly full bag of clothing of shirts, hoodies, leggings, skinny jeans, and tank tops towards Nomo Eleven.

Excessive, her arse.

It takes her a little while to arrive, but when she does, she knocks a few times, and Q barks once.]

[bosswald]

My dresses look amazing on me.

[It's important to have confidence, after all. Even when life is shit.]

I'm sure they'll look the same on you. Even if it takes a few alterations.

[otiosity]

[A bark inside the room responds and the door opens to reveal a massive dog with pointed ears and a nub tail. He stands at almost four feet high and must weigh over 150 pounds. However, despite how intimidating he looks, the dog drops to his stomach and wags his tail happily at the sight of this woman and her robo-dog. New friends, clearly.

Hawke appears in the doorway, looking ridiculously tall (or tallish as she'd call herself) and skinny in nothing but a hospital gown and men's jacket.]

Good dog, Kitty. And there she is. My hero with "leggings" and all sorts of goodies clearly.

[That is a massive bag you've got there, girl.]

[otiosity]

That's because you have a cute face, are petite, and actually have breasts. Those things definitely help in the looking good department.

But like I said, the Chantry tells me that miracles do happen, and I'd love to see you make a dress one happen.

[sketchycharacter]

Well, let me know what you end up with and we'll talk. I'm willing to consider a sliding scale.

[otiosity]

I've been offered leggings and a hoodie. And Clara's dresses but I'm pretty sure that's mostly for the comedy after being enslaved and not actually because I'm going to wear them.

[sketchycharacter]

Somehow, I can't picture you in a dress.