voice;

[otiosity]

Not to interrupt any serious conversations anyone is having about dim hallways and new captains and stumbling into another dimension but-

Does anyone have an extra set of clothes for sale for a tall.... tall-ish person? My only pair were taken by slavers and I don't have enough sense of duty and authority to wear the uniform they gave to me. [Read: SHE THINKS IT LOOKS AWFUL.] And I have been told in the past by certain people that it's not "appropriate for the city's champion" to refuse to wear proper clothes. So basically, looking for something non pretentious and and that properly marks me as the dashing rogue that I am.

In exchange, I can give you 5 gold coins, a deck of glass playing cards, 2 magic tricks, and a beautiful piece of artwork to hang in your room by our favorite local artist Nathan Drake.

Please send all inquiries to Hawke at the talkie thing on your wrist.

Comments

[otiosity]

Bullshit would also be a good name for it.

[tearsinajar]

I used to play that game a lot during lunch hour at school, back in the day. Crazy Eight Countdown, President, War, Speed.

All good games.

[otiosity]

All better when you include alcohol.

[NO SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM JEEZ.]

[tearsinajar]

A lot better, depending who you're playing with. Nate's pretty terrible when it comes to poker.

That's another good game.

[otiosity]

You know I'm going to use the fact that he's terrible at poker to bother him, right? We're at that understanding, I hope.

[tearsinajar]

Oh no, by all means. Feel free.

[ Nate is nowhere near being let off the hook for things. Elena will find ways to make him suffer, just not in a depressing, wreck your marriage way. ]

[otiosity]

Trying to make him get into a bet with me where if he loses he has to wear a dress.

He's being very sulky about it.

[tearsinajar]

That's a pretty tame bet. I'm impressed. But of course he is, I'd expect no less.

If he loses, I want proof. Send me pictures.

[otiosity]

Well right now, the struggle is just to get him into a bet.

[tearsinajar]

What's the problem?

[otiosity]

He won't bet with me.

Even after I called him chicken! All my tricks are used up.

[tearsinajar]

Sooo... What? You want me to get in on this now and coerce him somehow?

[otiosity]

...Yes?

[tearsinajar]

I could...

[otiosity]

It would be fuuuunnnn.

[tearsinajar]

It depends on the dress you're trying to get him into, too. Nate isn't exactly petite.



[ In more ways than one. ]

[otiosity]

We'll find a pretty dress that fits his hips.

[STOP IT. Except she's laughing because that's what started this mess why are she and Nate constantly in messes. It's a magical mystery.]

[tearsinajar]

Might be a little difficult, that man's for more junk in the trunk than I do. It's embarrassing.


[ What's a mess? Who is a mess? Life is great. ]

[otiosity]

Hence why I suggested he'd be fantastic in a dress compared to me. At least he has some curves.

[tearsinajar]

He's got curves but not enough to put Nicki Minaj to the test.