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[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]
THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.
ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ
OR 21?
okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid
So I need someone to get laid with
OK?
THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.
ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ
OR 21?
okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid
So I need someone to get laid with
OK?

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Oh.
[How... Repulsively organic.]
Why do you humans have to have so many obtuse and confusing ways of saying the same thing? And why is this a priority for you, in the face of imminent attack!? Wouldn't you be better served contributing to the preparation process, to help ensure our survival?
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