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allyisun ([personal profile] allyisun) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-06-28 08:32 am

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[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?
peridork: (*confused dog noise*)

[personal profile] peridork 2016-06-28 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't understand what you're requesting.

[HEY, SHE'S OLDER THAN 20. LIKE, A LOT OLDER. Totally allowed to be here.]
peridork: (perigasp)

[personal profile] peridork 2016-06-29 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh.]

Oh.

[How... Repulsively organic.]

Why do you humans have to have so many obtuse and confusing ways of saying the same thing? And why is this a priority for you, in the face of imminent attack!? Wouldn't you be better served contributing to the preparation process, to help ensure our survival?