[video]

[im_a_leg]

[LOOK WHO'S OUT OF THE CLINIC AT LONG LAST]

Hey, so guys? I totally do not recommend eating wild berries. Tasty though they look, gentle on your stomach they are not. Oh, man. It was like being on the test team program all over again. Ship going backward sand forwards, up and down, side to si--

[He goes a little green and cups his mouth. When he speaks again he sounds strained.] Alright, okay, cool. So enough of that. That is officially all of that that's gonna happen.

So, yeah. No berries. Bad plan. Don't do it.

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[video]

[pidge_out]

I'm just glad you're out, dude. Shiro was talking about having a big dinner... celebration thing, by the way.

[video]

[im_a_leg]

Me too, man. I really, really miss doing ... anything, honestly.

Sounds like a blast! What for?

[video]

[pidge_out]

Well... We kind of realized we've missed a lot of people's birthdays. Probably. It's hard to tell when we don't know what the date is.

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[shiro2hero]

Welcome back, buddy.

You sure you're feeling up to being on your feet?

[im_a_leg]

Oh, totally! Good to be back. Stomach's a little sensitive, but I mean I flew with Lance on his team training exercises. I got experience walking while woozy. [He grins.]

How'd everything go while I was out of it?

[shiro2hero]

Ouch. But, still. Let me know if you need anything, all right?

Fine. Everything's still in one piece. And we got the hole in the roof replaced already.

[video]

[coldhardy]

Do you know what the berries look like?

[I mean, supposing someone, not naming any names because that would be rude, has to go out into the forest alone for a while sometime because they're a danger to people around them? It could happen!]

[im_a_leg]

Uh, small. Red. [he holds his fingers up to the camera, spacing them about a quarter of an inch apart.] Grow in clumps on bushes with thick, dark leaves.

[coldhardy]

Thanks.

[She smiles, but it fades into curiosity.]

Why did you eat them? Were you stuck without any other food?

[OOC: I am so sorry: for some reason DW won't log me in, period, end of sentence. Stuck with default icons until I can figure that out.]

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[brokeassgoing]

Aren't you a damn cook? How did you...why-- jesus.

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[im_a_leg]

Okay, listen, berries aren't the same everywhere, okay? They looked line cranberries!

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[brokeassgoing]

YOU'VE BEEN TO ALIEN PLANETS BEFORE!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THE DRILL BY NOW HOLY FUCK.

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[shadowblends]

[Have a blue boy that looks equally thrilled and worried to see you, Hunk.]

Hunk! [he exclaims, leaning closer to the screen so he can get a better look at his friend, lips curving into a grin when he feels like it's not a trick.] You have no idea how happy I am to see you. I thought that you might have ...

[Kurt's brow furrows then he inclines his head, taking a deep breath and momentarily shutting his eyes before reopening them with a relieved sigh.] Nevermind.

We're on an alien planet. Consuming things that we know nothing about probably isn't the best idea, but I'm glad that you're feeling better.

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[im_a_leg]

[ if at all possible, Hunk looks even happier to see Kurt. His grin widens and he leans in towards the camera.] Kurt! I missed you so much, its so cool to see you!

[ it takes him a second. Hunk blinks, then his eyes widen.] Oh no man, I didn't go anywhere! Just the clinic because I.. uh. [He gives him an awkward grin] Sorry?

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[shadowblends]

[Gosh, it's great to see that smiling face! He can't resist the urge to let his own grin widen just a bit.] We need to get together as soon as possible.

Oh, Hunk, you don't have to-- [Kurt abruptly cuts off, marked cheeks flushing with embarrassment at his assumption.] You've got no reason to apologize.

[VIDEO]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Wait wait wait...

Which berries are we talking about here? Are we talking about the purple berries with the orange stripes.

...Time is a factor.

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[im_a_leg]

The red ones! Grow in clumps, look like cranberries? Totally aren't cranberries.

[video | icon is just for kicks]

[patchricide]

What, all the berries? But they can't all be toxic here, can they?

THAT ICON

[im_a_leg]

Probably not, but like .. lets just say I'm not gonna be trying any more at random.

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[notyetsore]

Wait, no wild berries, ever? What about... wild plums and stuff like that?

[im_a_leg]

[Oh hey, it's his buddy again! Hunk grins.]

Dunno man, the other fruit seems fine so fsr. But those red berries did a number on my gastrointestinal tract.

[yablueit]

Shiro lit the kitchen on fire while you were gone.

[shiro2hero]

Only the microwave!

[im_a_leg]

Yeeeah, he told me. And something about a hole in the roof.

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[petridish]

Where did you find these bushes and do you have any samples besides the ones you ate and threw up?

[She's seen the thread about what the berries look like and taken notes.]

I was working on a plant database on the ship of which ones were useful or poisonous etc - sounds like I need to start it back up.