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[im_a_leg]

[LOOK WHO'S OUT OF THE CLINIC AT LONG LAST]

Hey, so guys? I totally do not recommend eating wild berries. Tasty though they look, gentle on your stomach they are not. Oh, man. It was like being on the test team program all over again. Ship going backward sand forwards, up and down, side to si--

[He goes a little green and cups his mouth. When he speaks again he sounds strained.] Alright, okay, cool. So enough of that. That is officially all of that that's gonna happen.

So, yeah. No berries. Bad plan. Don't do it.

Comments

[pidge_out]

We'd need like, ten cakes. All different kinds.

Huh. We could do that. Shouldn't be too hard, right?

[im_a_leg]

Can do, buddy!

And oh man, it's gonna be the coolest robot. It can fly around and ask people what they want to drink and then go and fetch it from the kitchen.

[pidge_out]

[Pidge grins.] I knew I could count on you.

Yes. Then I could stay focused on work when I need to.

[im_a_leg]

[A-aw, Pidge, you're filling him with warm fuzzies. <3]

Totally! We could have some kind of call word, so as long as you're in hearing range it shows up. Yeah?

[pidge_out]

[The duty of a bro, bro.]

Or we could link it up to our comms so that we can flag it from anywhere in the house. Maybe set a perimeter for its functionality.

[im_a_leg]

Dude, that's genius! We gotta set it up for the yard, too.

Wait wait but what if we don't have our comms on? Like we're in the shower or something?

[pidge_out]

Wha- Why would you want it to bring you something to drink while you're in the shower?

[im_a_leg]

Why not? All that water might make you thirsty! ... I've been spending too much time with Lance, huh?

Okay, okay, what about the bath tub?

[pidge_out]

Little bit.

Keep your comm nearby if you think you're gonna want something to drink, then.

[im_a_leg]

But what if it's a guest who doesn't have a comm?

[He just really wants to integrate voice technology too okay]

[pidge_out]

In that case, the voice tech could kick in.

And I guess we'll just have to hope said guest doesn't end up someplace where they can't be heard.

[im_a_leg]

Oh, cool, we're using voice tech too. Works for me!

[pidge_out]

Did you really think I'd leave the voice tech out?

[im_a_leg]

I dunno, I thought maybe it was too complicated for you. [A teasing grin.]

[pidge_out]

[She grins right back at him.] Psssh, as if.

Oh, we could also install some thermal scanners. That way it can always keep track of how many people are in the house. And keep out intruders.