[Video]

[crankycat]

[First there was the fact that he even woke up alive. Not to mention in one piece. Then the contract thrust at him by people he didn't know. But the final straw was what felt like an insult on top of everything.

Sanitation duties. He had enough of having to do the crappiest jobs before the war, for the Council. He refuses to be treated like that, and forced to do the same again now. For a crew he doesn't know at all.

So it's with that, that he addresses the network. Looking none too pleased. Not that he ever looks that pleased. He's not big on the idea of using this device, but he's insulted enough to use it this once.]

I may be stuck on this ship, but I will not be cleaning up your messes while I'm here. [His long tail can be seen flicking in the background of the video.]

I am not a waste disposal unit. You can clean up your own messes.

[And with that, he turns off the feed. Screw you all, and your so called jobs.]

((OOC: I am okay with the TDM thread being canon already if people wish.))

Comments

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[pushed]

I hope you're at least changing your own litter box, 'cause I ain't doing it.

[There are worse things than getting a job in sanitation duties. Like...getting a job in sanitation duties and then getting an unsolicited promotion. The way he did.]

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[crankycat]

I don't use a litter box.

[Whatever that is. Though he's not sure he likes the implications of that. Also ewww, getting promoted in it. Not much better.]

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[pushed]

Right, because you're one of those metal guys.

Anyway, I'm Nick. I'm your...we'll be working together.

[No, he's not ever calling himself anyone's boss, forget that.]

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[brokeassgoing]

How the hell did you even use this thing without thumbs? And don't shoot your shitty hair balls into the vents either, thanks.

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[crankycat]

Carefully, and do not compare me to some organic creature.

[How would he even have hair balls when he doesn't have hair?]

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[brokeassgoing]

I think your paw beans are too damn fat. [that's just as rude ain't it] So we don't gotta worry bout you humping anything and gettin' little kitty babies around either huh?

[VIDEO]

[onlytwoexpressions]

[Here, have a very stunned Ultra Magnus.]

..R..Ravage?!

Is that really you?!

[VIDEO]

[crankycat]

[Wow, a stunned Ultra Magnus! Something you don't see every day. That's enough to cool him annoyance a little.]

Yes, it's me. I can't believe I'm even here. [With the whole being dead thing.]

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[onlytwoexpressions]

Ravage, where are you.

It is imperative that I come and meet you in person. There are things we should discuss before you come before the rest of the crew.

accidental and very unfortunate video

[knaval]

[INCOHERENT SCREAMING]

I HAD TO

[onlytwoexpressions]

Riptide!!

ME TOO

[knaval]

[SCREAMING, CONTINUED.]

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[patchricide]

[SO OF COURSE THE FIRST ROBOT THAT ALLURA SEES HAPPENS TO BE...]

I can't believe this! Did someone make mini Lions while I was asleep?

VIDEO OMG. XD

[crankycat]

[Give him a bit Allura, he was having emotions a moment with Magnus.]

Mini lions? [Are you comparing him to an organic animal, as well?]

[patchricide]

Yes! The five robot Lions! Your resemblance is so striking, there's no way it could be coincidental, is there?

[Maybe -- maybe nobody told him?]

But if the Lions of Voltron were made for human pilots, then you must have been made for...? [She tries to use her hands to show the relative size.] ... mouse-sized pilots?

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[heelys]

You look like some of the robo-pets the humans have back in Detroit! Sari had one called Sparkplug, and we thought Sari was his pet at first.

Organics are weird. [Says the small human child.]

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[crankycat]

Says the organic.

[Good that you agree that you're weird.]

I am not one of those 'robo-pets'. Nor am I controlled by organics.

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[friendquest]

--Ravage? Is that you?

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[crankycat]

....Swerve?

[You're not going to start screaming too, are you?]

Yes, it's me.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Oh. Look at that. They even make cat robots.

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[crankycat]

Yes, and no I do not use a litter box, or even operate like an organic.

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[asafepairofhands]

Ravage.

[Ratchet looks like someone has just swung a heavy weight into his face, his optics wide and pale, so stunned he's almost numb for a moment before he manages to wrest control of his expression.]

Ravage. You-- [He draws himself up short, dragging cool air sharply into his vents, audible over the feed.] Are you all right? What's the last thing you remember?

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[crankycat]

Ratchet.

[After talking with Magnus, he can guess why the expression. The reactions are kind of surprising him, he was never really that close to the crew. Even if near the end he'd started to be more social with them, and the events that happened recently.]

I'm fine, and some how in one piece. The ingress, I guess.

[video]

[decepticonpeacemaker]

[After working himself up to go kill Tarn, and then being talked out of it, Soundwave had gone back to sitting in his room. He should have gone to the medbay but he couldn't bring himself to care enough to do anything but sit there or recharge. He'd almost missed the sound of Ravage's voice, but the more his friend spoke, the more his processor realized he wasn't imagining things and jerked him out of recharge, scrambling on unsteady limbs to his MID.]

Ravage?

[video]

[crankycat]

[After talking with Ultra Magnus, and learning from Ratchet that Megatron and Soundwave were on the ship. He became determined to find them. Though the thought of meeting up with Soundwave makes him a little wary. He didn't exactly follow orders.

Still, his spark jumps a little in excitement when he hears Soundwave on the MID. Give him a second as it's tricky to activate given it's on the wrist of one of his front legs.]

Soundwave. It's...good to see you again.