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thisavrou2016-08-19 02:03 am
beautifulspaceraptor) wrote in thisavrou2016-08-19 02:03 am
Video
[ There’s a Turian face filling the screen, bright, large green eyes and youthful face, but the colony markings should be a dead give away for who it was. The moment he’s sure the camera is on, Nihlus starts chattering away. ]
So like, I finally managed to hack into my omni-tool’s data storage proper and it’s a freaking treasure trove, holy shit. There’s like a million pictures of Saren Fucking Arterius on here?
[ Cue some awkward angling with the MID to properly frame said omni-tool- and there is, indeed, a screenful of thumbnail photos of Saren Arterius. The teen scrolls through the file navigator with one hand, chortling as he does. ]
Look, look- here’s one of him picking his nose.
Here’s one of him in the middle of a sneeze.
And this one’s my favorite so far, okay okay- it’s the fucker tripping over a leaf. Haha, fuck, the extranet would have been alllll over this shit- whoa hey, he’s got a pretty nice butt for someone who’s like a millions years old. Dang.
[ Being a teenager does not seem to have cured him of his awful tastes, unfortunately. ]
Anyways, there’s also like, the most beautifully curated collection of vid porn that I have ever seen in my life, so if you want copies and aren’t like, a baby or something, just ping me!
So like, I finally managed to hack into my omni-tool’s data storage proper and it’s a freaking treasure trove, holy shit. There’s like a million pictures of Saren Fucking Arterius on here?
[ Cue some awkward angling with the MID to properly frame said omni-tool- and there is, indeed, a screenful of thumbnail photos of Saren Arterius. The teen scrolls through the file navigator with one hand, chortling as he does. ]
Look, look- here’s one of him picking his nose.
Here’s one of him in the middle of a sneeze.
And this one’s my favorite so far, okay okay- it’s the fucker tripping over a leaf. Haha, fuck, the extranet would have been alllll over this shit- whoa hey, he’s got a pretty nice butt for someone who’s like a millions years old. Dang.
[ Being a teenager does not seem to have cured him of his awful tastes, unfortunately. ]
Anyways, there’s also like, the most beautifully curated collection of vid porn that I have ever seen in my life, so if you want copies and aren’t like, a baby or something, just ping me!
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[That earns the sort of small half-chuckle that tends to come when someone knows more than they're willing to share. She didn't know Nihlus that well, but he certainly didn't seem like the secretary type.]
Is that as high as your aspirations go?
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[ Nihlus laughs, awkwardly rubbing his fringe. ]
A change of pace'd be nice. Plus, I get to tell people they're gonna meet Saren Arterius. It'll be hilarious.
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[No she isn't. She hates the military, and she likes Nihlus. The fact that the two might not blend together well is perfectly fine news to her.
Still, though, her expression doesn't change much at all.]
If the military isn't working out for you, have you considered piracy?
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[ And his mother would be awful disappointed.
...
Nihlus sets his mandibles against his jaw. ]
On the other hand, fuck it. They all think I'm merc trash anyways. Pirate isn't too far off and it sounds way more fun.
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[With freedom, though, comes some level of amusement. Robin's specific circumstances haven't exactly led to a carefree lifestyle, but she can recognize that a lot of other criminals have fun doing what they do.]
You want to be free, don't you?
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Nearly anything'd be better than where I was.
[ It's not really an answer. ]