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thisavrou2016-08-19 02:03 am
beautifulspaceraptor) wrote in thisavrou2016-08-19 02:03 am
Video
[ There’s a Turian face filling the screen, bright, large green eyes and youthful face, but the colony markings should be a dead give away for who it was. The moment he’s sure the camera is on, Nihlus starts chattering away. ]
So like, I finally managed to hack into my omni-tool’s data storage proper and it’s a freaking treasure trove, holy shit. There’s like a million pictures of Saren Fucking Arterius on here?
[ Cue some awkward angling with the MID to properly frame said omni-tool- and there is, indeed, a screenful of thumbnail photos of Saren Arterius. The teen scrolls through the file navigator with one hand, chortling as he does. ]
Look, look- here’s one of him picking his nose.
Here’s one of him in the middle of a sneeze.
And this one’s my favorite so far, okay okay- it’s the fucker tripping over a leaf. Haha, fuck, the extranet would have been alllll over this shit- whoa hey, he’s got a pretty nice butt for someone who’s like a millions years old. Dang.
[ Being a teenager does not seem to have cured him of his awful tastes, unfortunately. ]
Anyways, there’s also like, the most beautifully curated collection of vid porn that I have ever seen in my life, so if you want copies and aren’t like, a baby or something, just ping me!
So like, I finally managed to hack into my omni-tool’s data storage proper and it’s a freaking treasure trove, holy shit. There’s like a million pictures of Saren Fucking Arterius on here?
[ Cue some awkward angling with the MID to properly frame said omni-tool- and there is, indeed, a screenful of thumbnail photos of Saren Arterius. The teen scrolls through the file navigator with one hand, chortling as he does. ]
Look, look- here’s one of him picking his nose.
Here’s one of him in the middle of a sneeze.
And this one’s my favorite so far, okay okay- it’s the fucker tripping over a leaf. Haha, fuck, the extranet would have been alllll over this shit- whoa hey, he’s got a pretty nice butt for someone who’s like a millions years old. Dang.
[ Being a teenager does not seem to have cured him of his awful tastes, unfortunately. ]
Anyways, there’s also like, the most beautifully curated collection of vid porn that I have ever seen in my life, so if you want copies and aren’t like, a baby or something, just ping me!
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[ And his mother would be awful disappointed.
...
Nihlus sets his mandibles against his jaw. ]
On the other hand, fuck it. They all think I'm merc trash anyways. Pirate isn't too far off and it sounds way more fun.
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[With freedom, though, comes some level of amusement. Robin's specific circumstances haven't exactly led to a carefree lifestyle, but she can recognize that a lot of other criminals have fun doing what they do.]
You want to be free, don't you?
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Nearly anything'd be better than where I was.
[ It's not really an answer. ]