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ok listen up guys gals and all the inbetweens
my names newt geiszler and not only am i a fucking stand up guy and a riot to be around but im also the worlds leading xenobiologist/cryptozoologist/guy who's gonna save the world when he gets back assuming it hasnt been trashed by the kaiju

oh hey thats a point does time stop back home and we just slot back in or is time still moving in other dimensions?? since apparently this ISNT a coma and im actually stuck in a weird alternate universe spaceship with transformers and comics people walking around
which cmon can you blame me for thinking this was a coma like
fucking transformers

IM GETTING OFF POINT
anyway so
me=expert on all things kaiju and alien
you=potential NEW ALIENS FOR ME TO STUDY

you see where this is going right??
basically im not about to give up my totally awesome rockstar name of worlds leading xenobiologist and so i gotta know all about the alien species that live on the ship
gotta give me something to do since i cant continue my kaiju research unless theres a mind reader on board I might as well start fresh
anything thats not human is pretty much an alien sorry if thats space racist but them the breaks

dont worry im not gonna ask if you have tentacles for dicks or whatever but i am geninuely interested in learning about new species and planets where you guys originate and biology specifically
plus if you let me study you and end up getting hurt you get a shiny new medic so
WIN/WIN
AMIRITE

im mostly chilling out in engineering since i live there now but i do actually hve a room too on the Nomo deck if thats more your bag
so come on down and let me study you!!

EDIT:
wow ok reading this back it makes me sound like i wanna harvest your organs or preform cavity searches but wow i promise im not gonna do that I JUST WANNA MEET SOME COOL ALIENS who don't wanna stomp on my city and harvest my word for resources we can do the cavity searches after you buy me dinner first if u know what i mean B)

EDIT 2:
fuck no scratch that im not a xenophile either what the fuck is wrong with me

[OOC: Newt is a fan of pop culture and knows a fair amount of nerdy culture and canons! Please check out my fourth walling permissions and lemme know if you're cool with potentially getting fourth walled by filling in my opt in or opt out form please u3u]

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Well, if that's what you're into I won't judge
we just might need more than what's on the ship ;)

Meet me in the kitchen in 5 or so for an epic adventure.

im so there

[It takes him a little longer than five minutes to get there, since he's busy replying to all the people trying to rip him a new one for his post but he gets there eventually, peering into the kitchens. He's glad for the distraction from that clusterfuck of an idea he'd had. Good lord.]

You in here, Darcy? I'm so ready to not be looking at my tide of bad descions coming back to bite me in the ass.

Hey.

[ She moves from the counter she'd set up at, offering him a smile as she heads towards him to give a little comforting touch. She knew how bad decisions went and word vomit definitely didn't help in that department. ]

It'll all blow over in a day or so. I've heard this place can be pretty exciting. I doubt anyone'll be thinking about it after shit hits the fan. Because shit always hits the fan, at least where I seem to go. [ First New Mexico, then London, and now Space. Seemed like the trend should continue since things were heating up back home. ] Nachos make everything better, anyways. [ And looking back at her starting collection, she gives a little shrug. ] We're gonna have to wing it with a few ingredients, but I think it's doable.

[He looks at her, sighing, running a hand through his hair.]

Yeah, but it's not like this shit doesn't follow me around all the time, anyway. I have-- [he brings up fingers for quotation marks] --"Bad Social Skills". But pfft, whatever.

[he moves closer to the counter, glancing over all the ingredients.] Nachos are natures ultimate comfort food. What we got?

People tend to be quick to jump down other people's throats over the stupidest shit. I don't worry about it too much. [ She knew what it was like to get the ramble bug and watch social situations crash and burn. But at least she wasn't as bad as Jane and Erik. ] You never hit someone with your van twice, did you?

[ Because if there's one thing she can do to help, it's make him feel better about what just happened. ] And I think I found cheese, something green that I'm hoping is lettuce of some sort, a few rando veggies, chips, and some space surprises if we're feeling adventurous.

[ Maybe they should make serious nachos and wild nachos just to be safe. Don't want to ruin everything. ]

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