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[diamondslap]

My goodness. I haven't been gone for all that long and suddenly there's even  more of you buggers.

[a+ intro as always. at least she hasn't threatened to kill anyone this time?]

Lady Aurelia Hammerlock, darlings. Arbitration officer. Feel free to come to me with any of your problems and I shall hand out free advice. Or a gun - I play it case by case.

[...welp.]

Oh, and J. Darling. It's only a little bit personal but I have to sucker punch you in the throat. I'm sure you understand.

locked to all arbitration officers

Bitch is baaaack! [she says in an obnoxious sing song voice.] Come, come, do introduce yourselves to me. Or give me an update of the last month or so. Oh, goodness! I do hope something interesting has happened. 

locked to tarn

How marvelous to see you still on the crew list, darling!

[genuine delight to see tarn. must be a first.]

We must have a catch up, how about the simulation deck at lunch? Is it still around? There's nothing like a date while sniping.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

look what hell spat out.

[She'll be damned. Literally.

J's actually glad to see that Aurelia's back and well. Although, to be honest, more for her own sake than for hers. She hasn't exactly missed her and for what she's gathered no one else had either, which is admittedly kind of sad, but the lack of her presence on the ship has been haunting her.]

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[diamondslap]

[perhaps j's conscience would be helped by the fact aurelia could give literally no shits about no-one missing her. no-one on this ship is worthy.]

Hello, you.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

hello.

[diamondslap]

I'm rather impressed you're facing your fate with such gusto, darling. You're a twig!
I half expected you to find someone to hide behind.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

please. never send a man to do woman's job or how does the saying go?

but this time i'm afraid i'll have to pass the 'suckerpunch'. thanks for the offer, though.

[diamondslap]

It was not an offer.
We are on the same ship.
This ship has a finite area.
I will find you.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

threatening someone over a public forum might not be wisest idea. but then again I probably shouldn't expect too much from you.

Good hunting, dear.

[please protect her Peter]

[diamondslap]

Darling, it's important you understand I'm only doing this as the principle of thing.
You're lucky I'm leaving my sniper out of it.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

well i thank you for the gracious display of the mercy.
but no. i'll still pass the punch.

[diamondslap]

I shall only be saying this one more time, darling, but it's not an option.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

and i will say it's not happening. you aren't touching me. so now be a lady and suck it up, dear.

[diamondslap]

[aurelia doesn't reply.

watch your back, j.]