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[diamondslap]

My goodness. I haven't been gone for all that long and suddenly there's even  more of you buggers.

[a+ intro as always. at least she hasn't threatened to kill anyone this time?]

Lady Aurelia Hammerlock, darlings. Arbitration officer. Feel free to come to me with any of your problems and I shall hand out free advice. Or a gun - I play it case by case.

[...welp.]

Oh, and J. Darling. It's only a little bit personal but I have to sucker punch you in the throat. I'm sure you understand.

locked to all arbitration officers

Bitch is baaaack! [she says in an obnoxious sing song voice.] Come, come, do introduce yourselves to me. Or give me an update of the last month or so. Oh, goodness! I do hope something interesting has happened. 

locked to tarn

How marvelous to see you still on the crew list, darling!

[genuine delight to see tarn. must be a first.]

We must have a catch up, how about the simulation deck at lunch? Is it still around? There's nothing like a date while sniping.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

hello.

[diamondslap]

I'm rather impressed you're facing your fate with such gusto, darling. You're a twig!
I half expected you to find someone to hide behind.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

please. never send a man to do woman's job or how does the saying go?

but this time i'm afraid i'll have to pass the 'suckerpunch'. thanks for the offer, though.

[diamondslap]

It was not an offer.
We are on the same ship.
This ship has a finite area.
I will find you.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

threatening someone over a public forum might not be wisest idea. but then again I probably shouldn't expect too much from you.

Good hunting, dear.

[please protect her Peter]

[diamondslap]

Darling, it's important you understand I'm only doing this as the principle of thing.
You're lucky I'm leaving my sniper out of it.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

well i thank you for the gracious display of the mercy.
but no. i'll still pass the punch.

[diamondslap]

I shall only be saying this one more time, darling, but it's not an option.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

and i will say it's not happening. you aren't touching me. so now be a lady and suck it up, dear.

[diamondslap]

[aurelia doesn't reply.

watch your back, j.]