video; public/unencrypted; he didn't just say what i think he did; did he?; (forward dated)

[a_perfect_end]

Greetings!

[Did somebody order what looks and acts a lot like a greasy, glowing televangelist? Because that's what you've got, beaming and unctuous, and jittering with something suspiciously like nervous energy.]

Things certainly have adjusted around here recently, haven't they? Slap me with a harpoon and call me Ishmael.

...I mean, of course, that I welcome our new organic overlords with open arms.

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[whatshimadayou]

[whatshimadayou]

[whatshimadayou]

text;

[whatshimadayou]

What.

text; hello sailor

[a_perfect_end]

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[Cursor, cursor, cursor; how can there be someone who doesn't appreciate his amazing genius. That's not possible.]

Melville, man. Big honkin' book about a giant whale?

text; wink wonk

[whatshimadayou]

[he's here to ruin your brilliance]

Whatever it is, I did not read it.

text; why sir~ i do believe i have the vapors~

[a_perfect_end]

[nice going debbie downer]

No? It's a classic children's story, where I come from. Teaches the young to fear the Sea and all the dangerous monsters it teems with.

...Anyway, short version: we're all in for a heck of a ride.

[whatshimadayou]

Probably more classic in other countries. I grew up in Japan.

I suspected as much.

[a_perfect_end]

Likely correct. It is a product of the zenith of the American whaling era, circa 1870.

Did you now! Greetings, fellow Earthling. Is life as a ninja exciting?

Indeed. We, ah, our captains sure are new, aren't they.

[whatshimadayou]

Then that would be why.

A little more exciting since I have just arrived to a ship with no real destination in outer-space.

I suppose they are. I did not know the old ones.