video; public/unencrypted; he didn't just say what i think he did; did he?; (forward dated)

[a_perfect_end]

Greetings!

[Did somebody order what looks and acts a lot like a greasy, glowing televangelist? Because that's what you've got, beaming and unctuous, and jittering with something suspiciously like nervous energy.]

Things certainly have adjusted around here recently, haven't they? Slap me with a harpoon and call me Ishmael.

...I mean, of course, that I welcome our new organic overlords with open arms.

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[whatshimadayou]

Probably more classic in other countries. I grew up in Japan.

I suspected as much.

[a_perfect_end]

Likely correct. It is a product of the zenith of the American whaling era, circa 1870.

Did you now! Greetings, fellow Earthling. Is life as a ninja exciting?

Indeed. We, ah, our captains sure are new, aren't they.

[whatshimadayou]

Then that would be why.

A little more exciting since I have just arrived to a ship with no real destination in outer-space.

I suppose they are. I did not know the old ones.