onlytwoexpressions: (Now listen here)
Ultra Magnus, Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord ([personal profile] onlytwoexpressions) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-08-04 02:28 pm

[VIDEO][001] - Backdated to Magnus' Arrival

[The video feed flickers to life, and despite the commotion, it's very much intentional. For those of you who know Riptide, you can see him frantically trying to escape from two hands that about as big as he is. Finally, one hand seizes Riptide and slams him to the floor. With some stability now, the camera is able to focus on Ultra Magnus. For those of you who don't know him, prepare to be bored. For those of you who do know him, it's possible that he's much much bigger than you remember, having had a few necessary upgrades recently.]

[He clears his vocalizer.]


Attention to all those who receive this broadcast. My name is Ultra Magnus. I have recently come aboard this ship and have been given the position of bailiff and parole officer. Let it be known that I have served as an officer of the law prior to my enlistment aboard the Moira, and as such, I promise that I will treat my duties and responsibilities with the utmost care, respect, and diligence that is befitting the position. I am fair and even-handed, and I look forward to working with all of you and becoming a productive member of the community.

That said, I have in my custody the one known as Riptide. He is a former comrade of mine, who served aboard the same ship as I did. Some of you may know him, and I am obligated to inform you that trusting this individual is a huge mistake. He is, as of now, being apprehended for being an accessory to mutiny.

[If Riptide wriggles, Magnus quickly presses his considerable weight down on him to make him stop.]

As I am still unfamiliar with the ship, I wish to know where the brig is located. I also wish to know everything about the due process aboard, as I intend to have this...this...ne'er-do-well answer for his crimes against his chain of command. In addition, if there are any forms and paperwork associated with the booking of prisoners so that they can be properly processed, I will more than happily fill out any and all necessary forms.

Again, I hope to make your acquaintance and let's all be sure to follow the new rules and expectations set forth by our current caregivers.

Magnus out.
iseedeadbees: (wanna see something fucked up)

[Video] i am so late ;A:

[personal profile] iseedeadbees 2016-08-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[So after Starscream has himself a good laugh and takes a moment to compose himself so that he actually looks concerned about this situation, he's going to hop on the MID and give our boy Magnus a talkin' to. Here goes.]

Ultra Magnus, the relations between the Cybertronain and organic crew members aboard this ship are already strained, thanks to the alarmingly irresponsible situations your crew mates have caused in the past. I would think it in our best interests if you didn't publicly broadcast your infighting for all the ship to see. They already think we're dangerous enough without you throwing fuel on the fire.

Before you try to argue, I would like to remind you that I am the highest ranked Cybertronian aboard this ship, regardless of what badge you wear.
Edited 2016-08-07 02:51 (UTC)
iseedeadbees: (this is my zombie chamber)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] iseedeadbees 2016-08-09 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You're missing the point, Ultra Magnus. There was absolutely no need to turn this into a public spectacle. That's the problem. By all means, take him to your Captains, but from this point on Cybertronian affairs are to be kept between Cybertronians. Do you understand?
iseedeadbees: (wanna see something fucked up)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] iseedeadbees 2016-08-11 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
You just said you weren't going to argue with me, and now you're arguing with me. How about don't.

If anything we do here affects the other people on this ship, then yes, get them involved! That's perfectly reasonable. This disgraceful display you've decided to put on isn't. As far as the laws on this ship are concerned, whatever Riptide did before his or your arrival here is irrelevant. In case you haven't noticed, the Captains are letting someone like Tarn wander around unchecked.
iseedeadbees: (god now what is it)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] iseedeadbees 2016-08-12 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
You're still doing it! I can't believe this!

Anyway, coexisting with these people also includes not scaring them right out of their skin. This isn't the first Cybertronain on Cybertronain dispute aboard this ship, Ultra Magnus, but it had better be the last.
iseedeadbees: (important work totally)

Re: [Video]

[personal profile] iseedeadbees 2016-08-13 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[HE WOULD]

...Okay, fine, I'll give you that one.