Ultra Magnus, Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord (
onlytwoexpressions) wrote in
thisavrou2016-08-04 02:28 pm
[VIDEO][001] - Backdated to Magnus' Arrival
[The video feed flickers to life, and despite the commotion, it's very much intentional. For those of you who know Riptide, you can see him frantically trying to escape from two hands that about as big as he is. Finally, one hand seizes Riptide and slams him to the floor. With some stability now, the camera is able to focus on Ultra Magnus. For those of you who don't know him, prepare to be bored. For those of you who do know him, it's possible that he's much much bigger than you remember, having had a few necessary upgrades recently.]
[He clears his vocalizer.]
Attention to all those who receive this broadcast. My name is Ultra Magnus. I have recently come aboard this ship and have been given the position of bailiff and parole officer. Let it be known that I have served as an officer of the law prior to my enlistment aboard the Moira, and as such, I promise that I will treat my duties and responsibilities with the utmost care, respect, and diligence that is befitting the position. I am fair and even-handed, and I look forward to working with all of you and becoming a productive member of the community.
That said, I have in my custody the one known as Riptide. He is a former comrade of mine, who served aboard the same ship as I did. Some of you may know him, and I am obligated to inform you that trusting this individual is a huge mistake. He is, as of now, being apprehended for being an accessory to mutiny.
[If Riptide wriggles, Magnus quickly presses his considerable weight down on him to make him stop.]
As I am still unfamiliar with the ship, I wish to know where the brig is located. I also wish to know everything about the due process aboard, as I intend to have this...this...ne'er-do-well answer for his crimes against his chain of command. In addition, if there are any forms and paperwork associated with the booking of prisoners so that they can be properly processed, I will more than happily fill out any and all necessary forms.
Again, I hope to make your acquaintance and let's all be sure to follow the new rules and expectations set forth by our current caregivers.
Magnus out.
[He clears his vocalizer.]
Attention to all those who receive this broadcast. My name is Ultra Magnus. I have recently come aboard this ship and have been given the position of bailiff and parole officer. Let it be known that I have served as an officer of the law prior to my enlistment aboard the Moira, and as such, I promise that I will treat my duties and responsibilities with the utmost care, respect, and diligence that is befitting the position. I am fair and even-handed, and I look forward to working with all of you and becoming a productive member of the community.
That said, I have in my custody the one known as Riptide. He is a former comrade of mine, who served aboard the same ship as I did. Some of you may know him, and I am obligated to inform you that trusting this individual is a huge mistake. He is, as of now, being apprehended for being an accessory to mutiny.
[If Riptide wriggles, Magnus quickly presses his considerable weight down on him to make him stop.]
As I am still unfamiliar with the ship, I wish to know where the brig is located. I also wish to know everything about the due process aboard, as I intend to have this...this...ne'er-do-well answer for his crimes against his chain of command. In addition, if there are any forms and paperwork associated with the booking of prisoners so that they can be properly processed, I will more than happily fill out any and all necessary forms.
Again, I hope to make your acquaintance and let's all be sure to follow the new rules and expectations set forth by our current caregivers.
Magnus out.

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If Riptide is a threat to the security of this ship, it affects us all.
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If anything we do here affects the other people on this ship, then yes, get them involved! That's perfectly reasonable. This disgraceful display you've decided to put on isn't. As far as the laws on this ship are concerned, whatever Riptide did before his or your arrival here is irrelevant. In case you haven't noticed, the Captains are letting someone like Tarn wander around unchecked.
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If there is anything I know and respect most, it's the law, Starscream. And I am well aware that you know the law as well as anyone considering you've been skirting around it for millennia. If we are to work together, trust in the fact that I will do my job and I will do it right by all standards: Cybertronian and organic.
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Anyway, coexisting with these people also includes not scaring them right out of their skin. This isn't the first Cybertronain on Cybertronain dispute aboard this ship, Ultra Magnus, but it had better be the last.
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Slight bit of a technicality.
[He might be enjoying this a little.]
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...Okay, fine, I'll give you that one.