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Ultra Magnus, Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord ([personal profile] onlytwoexpressions) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-08-04 02:28 pm

[VIDEO][001] - Backdated to Magnus' Arrival

[The video feed flickers to life, and despite the commotion, it's very much intentional. For those of you who know Riptide, you can see him frantically trying to escape from two hands that about as big as he is. Finally, one hand seizes Riptide and slams him to the floor. With some stability now, the camera is able to focus on Ultra Magnus. For those of you who don't know him, prepare to be bored. For those of you who do know him, it's possible that he's much much bigger than you remember, having had a few necessary upgrades recently.]

[He clears his vocalizer.]


Attention to all those who receive this broadcast. My name is Ultra Magnus. I have recently come aboard this ship and have been given the position of bailiff and parole officer. Let it be known that I have served as an officer of the law prior to my enlistment aboard the Moira, and as such, I promise that I will treat my duties and responsibilities with the utmost care, respect, and diligence that is befitting the position. I am fair and even-handed, and I look forward to working with all of you and becoming a productive member of the community.

That said, I have in my custody the one known as Riptide. He is a former comrade of mine, who served aboard the same ship as I did. Some of you may know him, and I am obligated to inform you that trusting this individual is a huge mistake. He is, as of now, being apprehended for being an accessory to mutiny.

[If Riptide wriggles, Magnus quickly presses his considerable weight down on him to make him stop.]

As I am still unfamiliar with the ship, I wish to know where the brig is located. I also wish to know everything about the due process aboard, as I intend to have this...this...ne'er-do-well answer for his crimes against his chain of command. In addition, if there are any forms and paperwork associated with the booking of prisoners so that they can be properly processed, I will more than happily fill out any and all necessary forms.

Again, I hope to make your acquaintance and let's all be sure to follow the new rules and expectations set forth by our current caregivers.

Magnus out.
devilofohara: (ARMED and dangerous)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
No he doesn't. We don't attack people on this ship for things they did back home - that's not allowed.

[Well. It's not really a hard-and-fast rule, to be honest, but it's something people generally keep to. And as someone with an enormous bounty on her head, it's really in Robin's best interest to keep things that way.]

If anything, you should be under arrest for attacking him! So let him go, or else I'll...

[She cuts off her own threat. This is a big robot, after all - and she's not really sure what she could even do to him.]
devilofohara: (shouting)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't care about your laws. I don't care about any laws, or your duty or your crew.

[Sorry Magnus, your stoic sense of duty have fallen on deaf ears.]

What you're doing is wrong. We're supposed to feel safe on this ship - if you punish him for things he did back home, then other people will do that too. I can't let that happen!

Let him go, or I'll- I'll pull all your wires out! I mean it.
Edited 2016-08-04 19:18 (UTC)
devilofohara: (sniffle)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No you don't understand!

[She glaring at her MID so hard right now. Her eyes are starting to tear up - she really didn't need this added stress right now.]

If you can just show up and bring people to justice, then what am I supposed to do if someone from my world shows up? If you do this... you're saying that it's okay for one of them to just kill me if they find me here! That's what the laws are where I come from.

[Whether Riptide did it or not is a moot point here, as far as she's concerned. She does like the guy (which is partly why she's willing to say so much about herself to someone so clearly invested in absolute justice), but her primary motivations are selfish.]

I don't care what he did - you can't just punish him like that here. I-I won't let you.
devilofohara: (shouting)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You're missing the point! If you can bring your own laws onto the ship, so can everyone else - that's why you can't do this.

[Which is to say nothing about the fact that Magnus probably wouldn't be able to stop the people she's actually afraid of. The vice-admirals of her world's marines are terrifying.]

And I do wish someone harm - you. If you don't stop this, I'll break you to pieces! I mean it!
devilofohara: (shouting)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to do this! You can stop it right now!

[And if he doesn't, then she sort of hopes someone makes an example of him. People can't be allowed to do this sort of thing.]
Edited 2016-08-04 20:39 (UTC)
devilofohara: (ARMED and dangerous)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What?

[That's not a no... but she definitely reserves the right to not answer it, depending on what the question is.]
devilofohara: (no its cool i didn't want friends anyway)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Lots of times.

[Her voice is cold. She understands the sting of betrayal far too well for someone as young as she is.

Whether it's being sold out be the kindly old lady she had been working for, or overhearing the family that had taken her in talking about selling her. She was once taken in by a pirate captain, only to be immediately sold out as soon as the military turned their eyes on his ship. She knows how much it sucks.
]

That doesn't make this okay. You don't have to be friends with him, but you can't do what you're doing now.
devilofohara: (sigh)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[Admittedly, though, their reasons were never really a secret.]

And I definitely wouldn't attack them for it.

Especially not here. There are a lot of people on this ship who can only live here because they aren't being punished for the crimes they did before. I wouldn't risk all that just because I hate them.
devilofohara: (ARMED and dangerous)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's what you're doing.

[There isn't an ounce of sympathy in her voice.]

You justice people are all the same. You follow your stupid laws no matter how many people get hurt because of it. Go to hell.