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Ultra Magnus, Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord ([personal profile] onlytwoexpressions) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-08-04 02:28 pm

[VIDEO][001] - Backdated to Magnus' Arrival

[The video feed flickers to life, and despite the commotion, it's very much intentional. For those of you who know Riptide, you can see him frantically trying to escape from two hands that about as big as he is. Finally, one hand seizes Riptide and slams him to the floor. With some stability now, the camera is able to focus on Ultra Magnus. For those of you who don't know him, prepare to be bored. For those of you who do know him, it's possible that he's much much bigger than you remember, having had a few necessary upgrades recently.]

[He clears his vocalizer.]


Attention to all those who receive this broadcast. My name is Ultra Magnus. I have recently come aboard this ship and have been given the position of bailiff and parole officer. Let it be known that I have served as an officer of the law prior to my enlistment aboard the Moira, and as such, I promise that I will treat my duties and responsibilities with the utmost care, respect, and diligence that is befitting the position. I am fair and even-handed, and I look forward to working with all of you and becoming a productive member of the community.

That said, I have in my custody the one known as Riptide. He is a former comrade of mine, who served aboard the same ship as I did. Some of you may know him, and I am obligated to inform you that trusting this individual is a huge mistake. He is, as of now, being apprehended for being an accessory to mutiny.

[If Riptide wriggles, Magnus quickly presses his considerable weight down on him to make him stop.]

As I am still unfamiliar with the ship, I wish to know where the brig is located. I also wish to know everything about the due process aboard, as I intend to have this...this...ne'er-do-well answer for his crimes against his chain of command. In addition, if there are any forms and paperwork associated with the booking of prisoners so that they can be properly processed, I will more than happily fill out any and all necessary forms.

Again, I hope to make your acquaintance and let's all be sure to follow the new rules and expectations set forth by our current caregivers.

Magnus out.
devilofohara: (shouting)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to do this! You can stop it right now!

[And if he doesn't, then she sort of hopes someone makes an example of him. People can't be allowed to do this sort of thing.]
Edited 2016-08-04 20:39 (UTC)
devilofohara: (ARMED and dangerous)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What?

[That's not a no... but she definitely reserves the right to not answer it, depending on what the question is.]
devilofohara: (no its cool i didn't want friends anyway)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Lots of times.

[Her voice is cold. She understands the sting of betrayal far too well for someone as young as she is.

Whether it's being sold out be the kindly old lady she had been working for, or overhearing the family that had taken her in talking about selling her. She was once taken in by a pirate captain, only to be immediately sold out as soon as the military turned their eyes on his ship. She knows how much it sucks.
]

That doesn't make this okay. You don't have to be friends with him, but you can't do what you're doing now.
devilofohara: (sigh)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[Admittedly, though, their reasons were never really a secret.]

And I definitely wouldn't attack them for it.

Especially not here. There are a lot of people on this ship who can only live here because they aren't being punished for the crimes they did before. I wouldn't risk all that just because I hate them.
devilofohara: (ARMED and dangerous)

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[personal profile] devilofohara 2016-08-04 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's what you're doing.

[There isn't an ounce of sympathy in her voice.]

You justice people are all the same. You follow your stupid laws no matter how many people get hurt because of it. Go to hell.