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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[squadgoals]

[Shep's already drinking the proffered alcohol before Allison starts, nodding helpfully as she talks. She waits patiently, letting her get it all out, and digests it slowly before answering:]

So, in summary: your relationship status currently reads "it's complicated".

[She leans on the bar, swirling the ice in the now-empty glass, before replacing it hopefully with a look at J.]

As for the bad person thing, well... I don't think bad people worry about whether or not they're cheating on jerks. Morally-speaking, you're on the good side. What do you want to do now?