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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[allyisun]

Blththththftft.

[That's her attempt to transcribe making a fart sound with her mouth. She's actually doing it out loud here.]

uhh sheppers here
And j
An sans

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[beautifulspaceraptor]

[ Shepard?

Nihlus glances between the door he was working on reinforcing and then back at his MID. ]

Well, if Shepard is there, I think I'll just keep working on prepping this place for a battle. Think you'll live on without me for a bit?

[ He doesn't have eyelashes to bat at her, but he sure acts like he does. ]

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[allyisun]

no im die of lack of space dino man

[Drunkenness levels reaching maximum...]

[beautifulspaceraptor]

You'll die, huh? Well, that's pretty catastrophic.

[ That still sounds like a friend in need though, and that doors pretty reinforced... ]