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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[THAT IS A LOT OF INFORMATION. Papyrus is just over here, eyesockets wide, learning so much. He had no idea sex was so involved and exciting! He's always liked the idea of romance, in a way. The thought of dating somebody has always been appealing to him, at least in a very vague 'I wouldn't be so lonely anymore' sense.

But he never seriously sat down and thought about dating activities and what comes next in-depth. His date with Starflight ended with them as friends, and his puppy love crush on Palatino... well... the less said about that, the better.

There's a whole new world opening up for him here, even if the human stuff is more fascinating in a train wreck sort of way. They put their... and then they... really?

That's so weird!]

HOLY WOWIE! I NEVER KNEW THINGS LIKE THIS WERE EVEN POSSIBLE! DOES EVERYONE DO IT? EVEN ROBOTS?

HOW DO THE ROBOTS DO SEX??

[inruins]

Almost everyone does it, yes! Some people just aren't interested of course and there is nothing wrong with that ]:)! Everyone is different.

I am not sure about robots personally, dear. I would say if you know a robotic individual personally and they wish to discuss it, ask them. If not, it's best not to broach the topic. Not everyone is comfortable talking about sex. I know humans find it very taboo to discuss.

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[That actually does make him feel a little better. He has no idea if he's interested in all of this sex; it was never a part of his life before! It's nice, knowing there are so many correct ways to approach the matter. Toriel's so smart.

He hopes Sans is smart enough to know how great she is.]

I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY! IT'S A LOT MORE PERSONAL THAN I EXPECTED!

DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT? PERHAPS SHE'D FEEL BETTER WITH A HUG AND SOME COFFEE, LIKE SANS SOMETIMES DOES!

[inruins]

I'm glad I was able to clear it up for you, Papyrus! It can be very confusing when one first learns about sex.

I think she will be, after she sobers up a bit. Tomorrow I'm sure she'd appreciate a hug and a cup of coffee.