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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[arcreact]

i've been informed by multiple people that car metaphors shouldn't be applied to some things
just so you know

but anyway, there you go, now we're getting somewhere
hair color? eye color? education level??
c'mon pretend this is a dating app

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[allyisun]

[Shit, who does she think is hot? ...besides Elizabeth. Sweat.]

um I'm not rly picky??

They should um.....
have skin???
Wait they should be human
And not too old?
Maybe not a jerk

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[arcreact]

okay, so the skeleton's right out
cap too

the last one might nix most all of your options, though

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[allyisun]

Uuuuugh y is everybody jerks?

Who's cap tho

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[arcreact]

suuuuuper old guy
you're probably out of his league, trust me

just take out that kobra guy
i've met him
he seems like an entry-level jerk, which is better than a lot of other people around here

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[allyisun]

i was gunna but he says im 2 drunk now???

IM SABER ENUF 2 CONSENT