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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[inruins]

Oh, I see! My sympathies, dear. Though you do have a shower, correct? If you lock the door you could have some privacy.

It would not make sex any easier though, given the fact your roommates would have to know and leave so you could have an intimate moment.

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[allyisun]

im too embarrassed because what if they know???

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Ok but its diff when it's sex because ur not alone

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[inruins]

If they do, most usually don't comment. In that case social taboos work in your favor.

Yes, in a way it does. It still means you and your partner have to have a room to yourselves, which is hard to manage with roommates. Given everyones varied sleep schedules, jobs and odd habits having some privacy is rare.

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[allyisun]

Nnnnnnnn

OK so

Maybe I dint plan this ahead good?

[You... You didn't plan this at all, Allison...]

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[inruins]

Consider it a learning experience. You'll do better next time when inquiring for possible sexual partners.

I hear using the phrase 'are you dtf?' is a more subtle approach.

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[allyisun]

but that means asking specific people

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[inruins]

You're going to have to bite that bullet when it comes, dear. Otherwise invest in proper toys for when you're in the mood.

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[allyisun]

[She's too drunk to adequately transcribe the sounds she wants to make, so instead Allison switches to voice so can make a series of displeased noises, ranging from 'bluh' to 'ugh' to 'mmn' and more.]