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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[squadgoals]

Hi there! I'm here representing the "friends don't let friends have regrettable drunken experiences" society of the Moira. We appreciate your interest at this time, please apply again when Allison's blood alcohol content has reached the more rounded number of zero.

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[goodluckkobra]

would've put a stop to it when she showed up if she's real drunk. let her know the offer's still there if she's interested when she's sober.

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[squadgoals]

A real gentleman. I'll let her know.

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[goodluckkobra]

generally I try not to be a piece of shit. seen exactly what drugs can do to people.

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[squadgoals]

So far, so good. Thank you. I'm with her now, and she's pretty out of it. Try to rebuff her gently if tries anything.

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[goodluckkobra]

will do. let me know if you need a hand.

[ His mind always goes to the worst possible outcome and he can't even count the number of people he's help detoxed, be it from the street drugs you can find in the Zones or the garbage they force everyone on in the cities. ]