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allyisun ([personal profile] allyisun) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-06-28 08:32 am

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[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?
squadgoals: (that's not how mass effect fields WORK)

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[personal profile] squadgoals 2016-06-29 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's at this particularly glorious moment that Shepard materializes into the bar, narrowing her eyes at Allison, watching her resurface to reach for her drink. Already at floor roller status?

Catching J's eye, she cuts across her neck several times with her hand, shaking her head. No no no. No more. I know it's funny. I know. No more.]