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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[allyisun]

Won't have long to regret it if we all die in a few days

just sayin

Video because facial expressions are important here

[realitywarped]

I'm not telling you not to, I'm just telling you that perhaps less publicly might have been a better idea. Open desperation is never attractive, I'm told.

[allyisun]

Well not-desparate didn't exactly work out for me so

[realitywarped]

A feeling I'm all too familiar with. If I can find someone who wants to make out with me on a regular basis, I'm sure you can too.

[And only the smallest of smirks, too.]

[allyisun]

not if we all die during the attach

[realitywarped]

No optimism? No firm belief we'll pull through?

[allyisun]

I mean
Idk
but what if?

[realitywarped]

Anything could happen, true. And expecting the worst isn't always a bad idea. I've found that it can help to balance that out by hoping for rather better, though.

[allyisun]

OK but

hope for the best plan for the worst

I m planning