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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[allyisun]

Already at the bar theres no one here just J

thank tho

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[sketchycharacter]

jesus, really? our days could be numbered and people aren't drinking themselves into a stupor? what a shameful display.

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[allyisun]

oh wait Sans here too but he doesn't rly count because he's bones

Not gonna bone bones

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[sketchycharacter]

on one hand i'm horrified you even suggested the idea on the other i'd have to give you points for daring to try

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[allyisun]

that would 100% not be worth th puns

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[sketchycharacter]

what's wrong with puns???

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[allyisun]

they r not a turn on

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[sketchycharacter]

they're not supposed to be but they shouldn't be a turn off either

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[allyisun]

idk about u but if im gettin laid and they like 'did u no sex is like math' Im gonna be v v turned off

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[sketchycharacter]

well yeah you should be because that joke is shitty and terrible
never fuck anyone who tells shitty jokes
demand only the finest in jokes and dick

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[allyisun]

idc how fine a joke is i don wanna here it during sex

[Somebody hasn't learned that Dex doesn't have to be Serious Business.]

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[sketchycharacter]

fair enough i guess
anyway
i wish i could help but i don't know anyone who's looking to get laid right now that meets your criteria
if i bump into someone though i can refer them to you

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[allyisun]

it was a long shot

thank tho ur real pal

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[sketchycharacter]

no problem
anytime